Who purifies in Islam? Is it Allah? Or is it men? Or is it women? Or,… something else?
Men Purify Themselves

O you who have believed, when you rise to [perform] prayer, wash your faces and your forearms to the elbows and wipe over your heads and wash your feet to the ankles.
And if you are in a state of janābah, then purify yourselves.
But if you are ill or on a journey or one of you comes from the place of relieving himself or you have contacted women and do not find water, then seek clean earth and wipe over your faces and hands with it.
Allāh does not intend to make difficulty for you, but He intends to purify you and complete His favor upon you that you may be grateful.
Koran 5:6
Do not stand [for prayer] within it – ever.
A mosque founded on righteousness from the first day is more worthy for you to stand in.
Within it are men who love to purify themselves; and Allāh loves those who purify themselves.
Koran 9:108
And no bearer of burdens will bear the burden of another.
And if a heavily laden soul calls [another] to [carry some of] its load, nothing of it will be carried, even if he should be a close relative.
You can only warn those who fear their Lord unseen and have established prayer.
And whoever purifies himself only purifies himself for [the benefit of] his soul.
And to Allāh is the [final] destination.
Koran 35:18
87:14 He has certainly succeeded who purifies himself 15 And mentions the name of his Lord and prays.
Koran 87:14-15
He has succeeded who purifies it, 15 And mentions the name of his Lord and prays.
Koran 91:9
Women Purify Themselves

And they ask you about menstruation.
Say, “It is harm, so keep away from wives during menstruation. And do not approach them until they are pure. And when they have purified themselves, then come to them from where Allāh has ordained for you. Indeed, Allāh loves those who are constantly repentant and loves those who purify themselves.”
Koran 2:222
Clothes Washer Purifies

And your clothing purify.
Koran 74:4
Muhammad Fails to Purify a Blind Muslim

80:1 He frowned and turned away 2 Because there came to him the blind man, [interrupting].
3 But what would make you perceive, [O Muḥammad], that perhaps he might be purified 4 Or be reminded and the remembrance would benefit him?
5 As for he who thinks himself without need 6 To him you give attention.
8 But as for he who came to you striving [for knowledge] 9 While he fears [Allāh], 10 From him you are distracted.
Koran 80:1-11
Scribes Purify Koran

80:11 No! Indeed, they [i.e., these verses] are a reminder;
12 So whoever wills may remember it.
13 [It is recorded] in honored sheets, 14 Exalted and purified, 15 [Carried] by the hands of messenger-angels, 16 Noble and dutiful.
Koran 80:11-16
But, Infidel, this is about the Qur’an with Allah! Shirk! Muhammad is talking about an early proto-Koran, written by his scribes and those written sheets are transported by his trusted companions.
Only the Purifed can Touch the Register

56:77 Indeed, it is a noble Qur’ān.
78 In a Register well-protected;
79 None touch it except the purified [i.e., the angels].
80 [It is] a revelation from the Lord of the worlds.
Koran 56:77-80
Muhammad fails to purify “Pharaoh”

79:15 Has there reached you the story of Moses? – 16 When his Lord called to him in the sacred valley of Ṭuwā, 17 “Go to Pharaoh. Indeed, he has transgressed. 18 And say to him, ‘Would you [be willing to] purify yourself 19 And let me guide you to your Lord so you would fear [Him]?'”
Koran 79:15-19
Muhammad pretends to be Allah and Moses and fails to pass on the message from Allah to “Pharaoh”.
Abraham Purifies the Kaaba

And [mention] when We made the House [i.e., the Kaʿbah] a place of return for the people and [a place of] security.
And take, [O believers], from the standing place of Abraham a place of prayer.
And We charged Abraham and Ishmael, [saying], “Purify My House for those who perform ṭawāf and those who are staying [there] for worship and those who bow and prostrate [in prayer].”
Koran 2:125
And again here, in case Abraham forgot:
22:26 And [mention, O Muḥammad], when We designated for Abraham the site of the House, [saying], “Do not associate anything with Me and purify My House for those who perform ṭawāf1 and those who stand [in prayer] and those who bow and prostrate. 27 And proclaim to the people the ḥajj [pilgrimage]; they will come to you on foot and on every lean camel; they will come from every distant pass – 28 That they may witness [i.e., attend] benefits for themselves and mention the name of Allāh on known [i.e., specific] days over what He has provided for them of [sacrificial] animals. So eat of them and feed the miserable and poor. 29 Then let them end their untidiness and fulfill their vows and perform ṭawāf around the ancient House.”
Koran 22:26-29
One has to wonder why Saudi Arabia forbids Jews and Christians from visiting the Kaaba in Mecca as the founder of Judaism and Christianity, Abraham, made the Kaaba in the first place.
Abraham Subcontracts to Muhammad…

2:127 And [mention] when Abraham was raising the foundations of the House and [with him] Ishmael, [saying], “Our Lord, accept [this] from us. Indeed, You are the Hearing, the Knowing. 128 Our Lord, and make us Muslims [in submission] to You and from our descendants a Muslim nation [in submission] to You. And show us our rites [of worship] and accept our repentance. Indeed, You are the Accepting of Repentance, the Merciful. 129 Our Lord, and send among them a messenger from themselves who will recite to them Your verses and teach them the Book and wisdom and purify them. Indeed, You are the Exalted in Might, the Wise.”
Koran 2:127-129
Allah purifies Jesus

[Mention] when Allāh said, “O Jesus, indeed I will take you and raise you to Myself and purify [i.e., free] you from those who disbelieve and make those who follow you [in submission to Allāh alone] superior to those who disbelieve until the Day of Resurrection. Then to Me is your return, and I will judge between you concerning that in which you used to differ.
Koran 3:55
As a reminder, Jesus was already pure:
He said, “I am only the messenger of your Lord to give you [news of] a pure boy [i.e., son].”
Koran 19:19
Perhaps Allah (Muhammad) just forgot.
Allah Purifies Believers

And that Allāh may purify the believers [through trials] and destroy the disbelievers.
Koran 3:141
Contrast with:
O you who have believed, when you rise to [perform] prayer, wash your faces and your forearms to the elbows and wipe over your heads and wash your feet to the ankles.
And if you are in a state of janābah, then purify yourselves.
But if you are ill or on a journey or one of you comes from the place of relieving himself or you have contacted women and do not find water, then seek clean earth and wipe over your faces and hands with it.
Allāh does not intend to make difficulty for you, but He intends to purify you and complete His favor upon you that you may be grateful.
Koran 5:6
Rain Purifies Believers

[Remember] when He overwhelmed you with drowsiness [giving] security from Him and sent down upon you from the sky, rain by which to purify you and remove from you the evil [suggestions] of Satan and to make steadfast your hearts and plant firmly thereby your feet.
Koran 8:11
But, showering and bathing? Nah.

Allah Purifies Muhammad’s Wives, Privately

And abide in your houses and do not display yourselves as [was] the display of the former times of ignorance.
And establish prayer and give zakāh and obey Allāh and His Messenger.
Allāh intends only to remove from you the impurity [of sin], O people of the [Prophet’s] household, and to purify you with [extensive] purification.
Koran 33:33
Money Purifies

92:17 But the righteous one will avoid it 18 [He] who gives [from] his wealth to purify himself 19 And not [giving] for anyone who has [done him] a favor to be rewarded 20 But only seeking the face [i.e., acceptance] of his Lord, Most High.
Koran 92:17-20
If giving money makes one pure, does accepting money make one filthy and unclean? So Allah and Muhammad are filthy and unclean for accepting money from rich Muslims.
