What if Islam was not false? What’s the best option for people (and sentient whales) if Islam wasn’t false?
But, infidel, Islam is TRUE, TRUTH! No, it’s not as I’ll show. I’ll assume that Islam is not false. Because I’m making this assumption, I’ve made a choice, thus Islamic Fate is false, so Islam, Allah, Koran, Muhammad and Islamic doctrine are false.
But, Infidel, that doesn’t make sense, Islam is the TRUTH, TRUE!!! OK, so I’ll make the simplifying assumption that Islamic Fate is nonsense and also not connected to presuming Islam is not false. This is in accord with the current Islamic doctrine that Islamic Fate is false and that Muslims have free will, in accord with Western and Christian thought. So, the assumptions following from Islam being not false are that Allah, Jibril, Muhammad and Koran are also not false.
But, Infidel, Islam, Allah, Jibril, Muhammad and the Koran are TRUTH, TRUE!!! No, they’re not, as I’ll show you soon.
Whales, Dolphins and Orcas
First, let’s consider the case of sentient whales, dolphins, orcas, and other similar species. How does Allah communicate with them? Obviously, they have no Koran of their own, and worse, they’re obviously illiterate, like Muhammad. So where is their prophet?
There’s a similar problem with the Jinn, referenced in the chapter on the Jinn in the Koran. The Jinn aren’t literate and do not have a prophet of their own kind.
Also, there’s a similar problem with aliens. Where is their prophet?
But, infidel, the prophet of the Jinn is Muhammad!!! This then means that the Jinn are people, like Muslims, obviously, but with a different skin colour, so race. Worse, the chapter on the Jinn reveals that the Jinn possess an incomplete and corrupted Koran. Obviously, a corrupt Koran shows that the Koran is false, so Muhammad, Allah and Islam are false. For more about the Jinn and to see what they actually are, see: Jinn?
So, let’s get back to the whales. No Koran, no prophet, and even Muhammad didn’t preach to the whales in the sea. Even Islam, with its boasts of thousands of messengers about Allah, shows none go to the whales. So how does Allah communicate with the whales to inform them about Islam? We have angels on our shoulders, in front of us and behind us, and another on our heads making us bald. Perhaps they can do the job until a whale manages to meditate in a dark cave underwater and meet Jibril for the first time.
The Shoulder Problem
So, where are the shoulders of a whale?
You can see how the woman could have tiny angels on her shoulders, right? So where do they fit on the whale? Above the left and right pectoral fins, perhaps?
But, Infidel, we’re proud that we don’t know! And proud to not care about these important matters.
If there are invisible angels on our shoulders writing down our deeds and misdeeds with invisible ink in invisible pens in invisible books, what happens when we do a handstand? Or worse, go swimming?
Angels who are “ON” our shoulders are incoherent with doing a handstand, acrobatics, swimming, diving, lying down, wing-suit flying, falling and being in zero G. Let alone the problems of invisible ink, pens, paper and books needing to be proofed against water, vacuum and space.
Notice that the local “on” for each astronaut is incoherent with each other and with our spherical Earth “above” them. Of course, not to mention that this photo shows that the Islamic 7 flat earths beneath our spherical earth are imaginary, nonsensical and false.
So, a further simplifying assumption will be that the angels on our shoulders are metaphorical. Instead, they’re writing our deeds and misdeeds in the typing pool in Allah’s heaven, safely away from our shoulders or pectoral fins (if we’re sentient whales), and the dangers of the sea and space, shoulder pads from the ’80s and space suits. That way they can use modern information technology, laptops from Intel, and the internet, instead of invisible ink, pens, pages and books, and being invisible themselves.
Technology Problem
Of course, naturally, the angels, using the technology of Muhammad’s time or our time, instantly means that they’re fictional, imaginary, and incoherent with reality, nature and the supernatural.
Of course, there’s another problem with the angels writing our deeds and misdeeds down. What language do they use? The classical Arabic of Muhammad’s time? Even Muhammad couldn’t read that! Not to mention that classical Arabic wasn’t created by Allah, but by Arabs. Why would the angels and Allah use this merely human language? Particularly when those who can’t read Arabic can’t read this. Will Allah provide a translation service? And how, when Jibril couldn’t do that for Muhammad?
And that invisible ink and paper? How does one read that in one’s left hand? When it’s invisible?
69:25 But as for he who is given his record in his left hand, he will say, “Oh, I wish I had not been given my record 26 And had not known what is my account. 27 I wish my death had been the decisive one. 28 My wealth has not availed me. 29 Gone from me is my authority.”
Koran 69:25-29
Of course, there’s also the other problem of reading ancient Arabic and knowing what to say:
وَأَمَّا مَنْ أُوتِىَ كِتَـٰبَهُۥ بِشِمَالِهِۦ فَيَقُولُ يَـٰلَيْتَنِى لَمْ أُوتَ كِتَـٰبِيَهْ
وَلَمْ أَدْرِ مَا حِسَابِيَهْ
يَـٰلَيْتَهَا كَانَتِ ٱلْقَاضِيَةَ
مَآ أَغْنَىٰ عَنِّى مَالِيَهْ ۜ
هَلَكَ عَنِّى سُلْطَـٰنِيَهْ
Excerpt, Koran 69:25-29
You got that right? (I really hope I copied and pasted that right.)
Return to Ocean
But, Infidel!!!
OK, OK, OK, let’s deal with the problem of sentient whales and atheists in Islam. Is it better for them to become Muslims if Islam is more than false? Strangely enough, for good whales, dolphins, orcas and atheists, it’s better to not be a Muslim. Why?
If you avoid the major sins which you are forbidden, We will remove from you your lesser sins and admit you to a noble entrance [into Paradise].
Koran 4:31
Naturally, as a good whale, dolphin, orca or atheist, we (I’m an atheist human) will “avoid the major sins” which are “forbidden” to us, without Allah communicating this to us. Then Allah “will remove” our “lesser sins” and we go to Islamic Heaven via a “noble entrance” or red door.
This is obviously better than doing the five pillars of Islam, the evil of jihad, murdering and enslaving people, doing deceptive dawah, and so on, as all that is either forbidden or removed by Allah.
Jews and Christians
So, what about Jews and Christians? And Sabeans? And Magians (Zoroastrians)?
Indeed, those who believed and those who were Jews or Christians or Sabeans [before Prophet Muḥammad] – those [among them] who believed in Allāh and the Last Day and did righteousness – will have their reward with their Lord, and no fear will there be concerning them, nor will they grieve.
Koran 2:62
Indeed, those who have believed [in Prophet Muhammad] and those [before Him] who were Jews or Sabeans or Christians – those [among them] who believed in Allah and the Last Day and did righteousness – no fear will there be concerning them, nor will they grieve.
Koran 5:69
Indeed, those who have believed and those who were Jews and the Sabeans and the Christians and the Magians and those who associated with Allah – Allah will judge between them on the Day of Resurrection. Indeed Allah is, over all things, Witness.
Koran 22:17
Interestingly, Muhammad has done this three times and gotten it mixed up, at least twice. Something about that Trinity is preying upon Muhammad’s mind. As the Jews and Christians are people of the Book, they get to go to Heaven as they’re following their book, believing in GOD, doing good and not associating anything with the idol Allah.
Muslims
As for Muslims – well, they go to Hell.
19:71 And there is none of you except he will come to it. This is upon your Lord an inevitability decreed.
72 Then We will save those who feared Allah and leave the wrongdoers within it, on their knees.
Koran 19:71-72
That’s really sad, right? After all, I’m presuming that Islam is not false.
But, Infidel! So, if good whales, dolphins, orcas and atheists go through the red or royal door, the Jews and Christians are in Heaven. Obviously, the Muslims are in Hell. After all, in the descriptions of Islamic Paradise, are there any whales, dolphins, orcas, atheists, Jews, Christians, Magians or Sabeans? Obviously not. So where else are the Muslims? In Islamic Paradise and Hell.
Islam really is false; it makes your life a living hell here on Earth. And if Christianity is right, you are going to Hell afterwards as a Muslim. Leave Islam. Make a better choice: How to be?
Polytheists
But, Infidel, what about the polytheists? The Quraysh were forcibly converted to being Muslims by Muhammad or executed. So same “fate” as Muslims.
But, Infidel, Hindus! Muhammad didn’t know about them. Surely an omniscient god would have told Muhammad about the Hindus, Buddhists, Shintoists, Animists and believers in many other religions? And of course, as they’re idol worshippers, yes, all of them, even Buddhists are idol worshippers, then there’s no afterlife for them.
But, Infidel, they are disbelievers! To be a disbeliever, they have to know something about Allah, the Koran and Islam from a messenger who spoke their language and was from their people. Muhammad didn’t speak their languages and wasn’t from their people, so obviously, Muhammad wasn’t their messenger.
But, Infidel, they are disbelievers!!! Have a read of this site: Verses about Infidelity and polytheism. Notice that it’s all about Allah. These other religions aren’t about Allah. So again, Muhammad is a failure, showing Allah lacks omniscience, so Muhammad was a false prophet for a false god, Allah, for a false religion, Islam, without even a false book, the Koran.
But, Infidel, you have to worship Muhammad! Muhammad? Idolatry. This is what the early Muslims did, worshipping Muhammad as Allah. After Muhammad died, Muslims corrupted Islam to worship Allah alone.
But, Infidel, you have to worship Allah! No, not according to these verses I’ve quoted from Muhammad pretending to be Allah. Failure to worship Allah is simply a minor sin, which, for the whales and atheists, is just wiped away by the imaginary Allah. And of course, Jews, Christians, Zoroastrians and Sabeans don’t worship imaginary Allah, but their own god.
But, Infidel, you have to worship Allah! So how does a sentient whale, dolphin or orca worship Allah? They can’t sit, kneel or prostrate. They can’t use their non-existent legs and arms. Nor do they have prayer mats. They can’t visit Mecca and go around the Kaaba at a run and then a walk. They’re nude all the time and can’t wear clothes. Female whales can’t wear a veil. And who would make clothes for them, when this will only hamper their swimming and cause them to drown? And how can they speak the prayer? They have no human voice box. They don’t understand Arabic, this doesn’t stop many Muslims. How will the whales work out the times for fasting? Clocks don’t work underwater, and seeing the Moon? That only works when it’s well above the horizon.
Obviously, the sentient whales, dolphins and orcas need a messenger from their own species, speaking in their own language, to alter Islam to suit them. And if Islam is changed to suit sentient whales, it can’t be Islam, right? Thus, Islam is false, so Allah, Muhammad and the Koran are false.
Jinn
But, Infidel, sentient whales, dolphins, and orcas don’t exist! How would you know this?
But, Infidel, they aren’t in the Koran! But the Jinn are in the Koran, and they have an incomplete recitation, a corrupt Koran:
46:29 And [mention, O Muḥammad], when We directed to you a few of the jinn, listening to the Qur’ān.
And when they attended it, they said, “Listen attentively.”
And when it was concluded, they went back to their people as warners.
30 They said, “O our people, indeed we have heard a [recited] Book revealed after Moses confirming what was before it which guides to the truth and to a straight path. 31 O our people, respond to the Caller [i.e., Messenger] of Allah and believe in him; He [i.e., Allah] will forgive for you your sins and protect you from a painful punishment. 32 But he who does not respond to the Caller of Allah will not cause failure [to Him] upon earth, and he will not have besides Him any protectors. Those are in manifest error.”
Koran 46:29-32
So, are the Jinn real? If so, then they have an incomplete Koran that doesn’t have chapters 47 onwards. Thus, the Koran is corrupt. As it’s not divinely preserved, so the Koran, Muhammad, Allah and Islam are false.
And of course, if the Jinn are imaginary or are Muhammad’s ignorance about Ethiopians, then obviously the Koran is false, Allah is Muhammad, so Islam is false.
Muhammad was a false prophet, for a false god, Allah, for a false religion, Islam, without even a false book, the Koran.
Koran Contradiction 