Hotel Kaaba Mecca

Sung to the tune of Hotel California:

On a dark desert highway, cool urine in my hair
Warm smell of the muta’s, farting up all the air
Up ahead in the Cavern, I saw an Angel of light
My dead grew heavy and my deen grew thin
I had to stop for the fight.

There he stood in the Cavern;
He heard the ringing of bells
And He was thinking to himself
‘This could be the demon Jibril from Hell’
Then he lit up the dynamite, and he blowed me away
There were choices of so many whories,
I thought I heard them say

Welcome to the Cockroach Kaaba Mecca
Such a lowly place (such a lowly place)
Such a lowly fate.
Plenty of room at the Cockroach Kaaba Mecca
One time of year (One time of year) you can tawaf here

Their mind is so twisted, he got the Camel Pee Trends
He got a lot of pretty, dancing boys, that he calls Jinn
How they smooch on the black stone, sweet pagan sextet
Some sm00ch to dismember, some sm00ch to make threats,

So I called up the Kalif,
‘Please bring me my swine
He said, ‘we haven’t had that Dajjal here since the Start of Islam’s time
And still those bells are ringing from far away,
Allah Wake you in the middle of the night
Just to lead you astray!!”

Welcome to the CockRoach Kaaba Mecca
Such a lowly place (such a lowly place)
Such a lowly fate.
Plenty of room at the Wide Road Kaaba Mecca
One time of year (One time of year) We instill the Fear!

Killers on the Killing,
The Locusts in their eyes
And he said, ‘we are all just prisoners here, of our own demise’
And in the blaster’s chambers,
They gathered for the Priest
They stabbed him with their steely knives,
But they just can’t Prove their Peace!!

Last thing he remembers,
He was Running for a whore
He had to find the passage of Permission to justly kill more
‘Relax’ said the night man,
‘We are programmed to deceive.
You can bomb out any time you like,
But you can never leave!