Big Bang in Koran?

No.

But, Infidel, the Big Bang is mentioned in the Koran! Except it’s not and never has been.

But, but, Infidel, the Big Bang is in Koran 21:30 and 51:47! Except it’s not and never has been.

But, but, but, Infidel, Koran 21:30 AND Koran 51:47 are the Big Bang! Let’s look at these verses, then:

30 Have those who disbelieved not considered that the heavens and the earth were a joined entity, and We separated them…

Koran 21:30

47 And the heaven We constructed with strength, and indeed, We are [its] expander.

48 And the earth We have spread out, and excellent is the preparer.

Koran 51:4748

Let’s pull out and list the claims by Muhammad (who commits shirk by saying “We”):

  1. …the heavens and the earth were a joined entity…
  2. …We separated them…
  3. …the heaven We constructed with strength…
  4. …We are [its] expander.
  5. …the earth We have spread out,…

These claims by Muhammad do not match the Big Bang theory and the established Chronology of the Universe. Here’s the refutation for each numbered point:

  1. The heavens and the earth were never joined together;
  2. Allah never separated them as there was nothing to separate;
  3. The Heaven or sky is not constructed and doesn’t need strength;
  4. Allah doesn’t expand the universe, expansion happens by itself;
  5. Earth isn’t spread out, it’s round.

As these ignorant claims by Muhammad are not corrected by Allah, this proves that Allah is ignorant, and thus Allah is incoherent, imaginary, fictional and false. This means Islamic doctrine and Islam are nonsensical and false.

But, Infidel, what do these verses from Muhammad mean? They’re the remnants of the primitive pagan creation story of the Flat Earth and the Bowed or Domed sky. Here’s how the story would have been told by the Quraysh before Muhammad butchered the tale-tellers:

The Sky and the earth were one “joined entity”, and we lived in darkness, stifled between the flat sky and the flat earth. Our god heard our suffering and swore to separate the sky and the earth. Standing on his feet and pushing up, he “separated them”, bowing the sky up from the earth, that is why the sky is curved, like a bow or bowl. Our god placed the mountains and columns “constructed with strength”, to keep the sky up and stop it falling down, expanding the sky like our tents and their poles, and the earth, our god “have spread out” spreading the earth out like our mats. So the sky above is spread by our god like our tents and earth is spread flat like our mats, as above as below. This is why we worship the sky god and the earth goddess also, but not seriously as our god is better.

Quraysh story teller
Cosmology of the Qur’an

Tāwhirimātea or how Tane Mahuta (Tree God) separates earth (god) and sky (god) to make way for all life including humans.

Atlas, the Titan god that holds up the heavens.

Note how the pagan creation myth spreads through the earth with the pagan human population changing as it goes.