A Qur’an Like It. Here’s the Sahih International translation: And [mention] the one who guarded her chastity [i.e., Mary], so We blew into her [garment] through Our angel [i.e., Gabriel], and We made her and her son a sign for the worlds. Koran 21:91 Here’s my improved version: Jibril fails to recognise he's supposed to… Continue reading Qur’an 21:91
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Qur’an 21:89-90
A Qur’an Like It. Here’s the Sahih International translation: 21:89 And [mention] Zechariah, when he called to his Lord, "My Lord, do not leave me alone [with no heir], while You are the best of inheritors." 90 So We responded to him, and We gave to him John, and amended for him his wife. Indeed,… Continue reading Qur’an 21:89-90
Qur’an 21:87-88
A Qur’an Like It. Here’s the Sahih International translation: 21:87 And [mention] the man of the fish [i.e., Jonah], when he went off in anger and thought that We would not decree [anything] upon him. And he called out within the darknesses, "There is no deity except You; exalted are You. Indeed, I have been… Continue reading Qur’an 21:87-88
Qur’an 21:85-86
A Qur’an Like It. Here’s the Sahih International translation: 21:85 And [mention] Ishmael and Idrees and Dhul-Kifl; all were of the patient. 86 And We admitted them into Our mercy. Indeed, they were of the righteous. Koran 21:85-86 Here’s my improved version: 21:85 Name-dropping fallacy. 86 A real god commands respect, and doesn't name-drop. Qur'an… Continue reading Qur’an 21:85-86
Qur’an 21:83-84
A Qur’an Like It. Here’s the Sahih International translation: 21:83 And [mention] Job, when he called to his Lord, "Indeed, adversity has touched me, and You are the most merciful of the merciful." 84 So We responded to him and removed what afflicted him of adversity. And We gave him [back] his family and the… Continue reading Qur’an 21:83-84
Qur’an 21:78-82
A Qur’an Like It. Here’s the Sahih International translation: 21:78 And [mention] David and Solomon, when they judged concerning the field - when the sheep of a people overran it [at night], and We were witness to their judgement. 79 And We gave understanding of it [i.e., the case] to Solomon, and to each [of… Continue reading Qur’an 21:78-82
Qur’an 21:76-77
A Qur’an Like It. Here’s the Sahih International translation: 21:76 And [mention] Noah, when he called [to Allāh] before [that time], so We responded to him and saved him and his family from the great affliction [i.e., the flood]. 77 And We aided [i.e., saved] him from the people who denied Our signs. Indeed, they… Continue reading Qur’an 21:76-77
Qur’an 21:72-75
A Qur’an Like It. Here’s the Sahih International translation: 21:72 And We gave him Isaac and Jacob in addition, and all [of them] We made righteous. 73 And We made them leaders guiding by Our command. And We inspired to them the doing of good deeds, establishment of prayer, and giving of zakāh; and they… Continue reading Qur’an 21:72-75
Qur’an 21:51-71
A Qur’an Like It. Here’s the Sahih International translation: Read Muhammad's lies online: Koran 21:51-71 Here’s my improved version: This story is Muhammad reinventing the story of Abraham leaving the polytheism of Ur behind him. How can I tell this? This: They said, "We found our fathers worshippers of them." For more, see Our Fathers.… Continue reading Qur’an 21:51-71
Qur’an 21:48-50
A Qur’an Like It. Here’s the Sahih International translation: 21:48 And We had already given Moses and Aaron the criterion and a light and a reminder for the righteous 49 Who fear their Lord unseen, while they are of the Hour apprehensive. 50 And this [Qur’ān] is a blessed message which We have sent down.… Continue reading Qur’an 21:48-50









