A Qur’an Like It. Here’s the Sahih International translation: Read this long passage at: Koran 72:20-28 Here’s my improved version: Muhammad the Mad makes a long speech essentially showing he's not a messenger of Allah. I accept your confession, Muhammad. Qur'an 72:20-28
A Qur’an Like It. Here’s the Sahih International translation: Read the long speech of the Jinn messengers of Allah sent by Muhammad the Mad at: Koran 72:1-19 Here’s my improved version: The speech of Jinn, supposed demonic evil spirits who possess Muslims, is better than the words of Allah, the idol of Muhammad. Qur'an 72:1-19
A Qur’an Like It. Here’s the Sahih International translation: Read Muhammad's ranting and prayer to an idol, here: Koran 71:25-28 Here’s my improved version: Muhammad the Mad continues to rant and prays to an idol his tribe worshipped. Qur'an 71:25-28
A Qur’an Like It. Here’s the Sahih International translation: Read this prayer of Muhammad pretending to be Noah at: Koran 71:21-24 Here’s my improved version: The prayer of Muhammad the Mad pretending to be Noah is vastly more important than the [non-existent] guidance of Allah. Qur'an 71:21-24
A Qur’an Like It. Here’s the Sahih International translation: Read this passage of nonsense and lies at: Koran 71:5-20 Here’s my improved version: Muhammad whines and lies a lot, showing the Koran comes from him and Allah is an idol that never speaks. Qur'an 71:5-20
A Qur’an Like It. Here’s the Sahih International translation: 71:1 Indeed, We sent Noah to his people, [saying], "Warn your people before there comes to them a painful punishment." 2 He said, "O my people, indeed I am to you a clear warner - 3 To worship Allāh, fear Him and obey me. 4 He… Continue reading Qur’an 71:1-4
A Qur’an Like It. Here’s the Sahih International translation: Read this long passage at: Koran 70:36-44 Here’s my improved version: Muhammad describes the seating positions of those mocking him. Roman Amphitheatre, Petra, Jordan Qur'an 70:36-44
A Qur’an Like It. Here’s the Sahih International translation: Read this long and disjointed passage at: Koran 70:19-35 Here’s my improved version: Muhammad criticises the handiwork of Allah. And of course, nothing happened. Muhammad lied. Qur'an 70:19-35
A Qur’an Like It. Here’s the Sahih International translation: 70:8 On the Day the sky will be like murky oil, 9 And the mountains will be like wool, 10 And no friend will ask [anything of] a friend, 11 They will be shown each other. The criminal will wish that he could be ransomed from… Continue reading Qur’an 70:8-18
A Qur’an Like It. Here’s the Sahih International translation: 70:6 Indeed, they see it [as] distant, 7 But We see it [as] near. Koran 70:6-7 Here’s my improved version: 70:6 Muhammad won't attack us, we're his relatives! 7 Muhammad attacked them and defeated them. Qur'an 70:6-7
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