Author: Andrew Martin

A Qur’an Like It. Here’s the Sahih International translation: Ḥā, Meem. Koran 41:1 Here’s my improved version: https://www.hm.com/ Hey, at least you can buy something to wear. Qur'an 41:1

A Qur’an Like It. Here’s the Sahih International translation: 40:82 Have they not traveled through the land and observed how was the end of those before them? They were more numerous than themselves and greater in strength and in impression on the land, but they were not availed by what they used to earn. 83… Continue reading Qur’an 40:82-85 →

A Qur’an Like It. Here’s the Sahih International translation: 40:79 It is Allāh who made for you the grazing animals upon which you ride, and some of them you eat. 80 And for you therein are [other] benefits and that you may realize upon them a need which is in your breasts; and upon them… Continue reading Qur’an 40:79-81 →

A Qur’an Like It. Here’s the Sahih International translation: 40:77 So be patient, [O Muḥammad]; indeed, the promise of Allāh is truth. And whether We show you some of what We have promised them or We take you in death, it is to Us they will be returned. 78 And We have already sent messengers… Continue reading Qur’an 40:77-78 →

A Qur’an Like It. Here’s the Sahih International translation: 40:69 Do you not consider those who dispute concerning the signs of Allāh - how are they averted? 70 Those who deny the Book [i.e., the Qur’ān] and that with which We sent Our messengers - they are going to know, 71 When the shackles are… Continue reading Qur’an 40:69-76 →

A Qur’an Like It. Here’s the Sahih International translation: 40:66 Say, [O Muḥammad], "Indeed, I have been forbidden to worship those you call upon besides Allāh once the clear proofs have come to me from my Lord, and I have been commanded to submit to the Lord of the worlds." 67 It is He who… Continue reading Qur’an 40:66-68 →

A Qur’an Like It. Here’s the Sahih International translation: 40:61 It is Allāh who made for you the night that you may rest therein and the day giving sight. Indeed, Allāh is the possessor of bounty for the people, but most of them are not grateful. 62 That is Allāh, your Lord, Creator of all… Continue reading Qur’an 40:61-65 →

A Qur’an Like It. Here’s the Sahih International translation: And your Lord says, "Call upon Me; I will respond to you." Indeed, those who disdain My worship will enter Hell [rendered] contemptible. Koran 40:60 Here’s my improved version: Allah doesn't speak, as he's an idol. I haven't entered Hell. Qur'an 40:60

A Qur’an Like It. Here’s the Sahih International translation: 40:57 The creation of the heavens and earth is greater than the creation of mankind, but most of the people do not know. 58 And not equal are the blind and the seeing, nor are those who believe and do righteous deeds and the evildoer. Little… Continue reading Qur’an 40:57-59 →

A Qur’an Like It. Here’s the Sahih International translation: Read this long and stupid story at: Koran 40:23-56 Here’s my improved version: Notice the unnamed prophet inside Muhammad's story. Who is he? If you're not sure this is Muhammad: 31 "Like the custom of the people of Noah and of ʿAad and Thamūd and those… Continue reading Qur’an 40:23-56 →