A Qur’an Like It. Here’s the Sahih International translation: And your Lord says, "Call upon Me; I will respond to you." Indeed, those who disdain My worship will enter Hell [rendered] contemptible. Koran 40:60 Here’s my improved version: Allah doesn't speak, as he's an idol. I haven't entered Hell. Qur'an 40:60
Author: Andrew Martin
Qur’an 40:57-59
A Qur’an Like It. Here’s the Sahih International translation: 40:57 The creation of the heavens and earth is greater than the creation of mankind, but most of the people do not know. 58 And not equal are the blind and the seeing, nor are those who believe and do righteous deeds and the evildoer. Little… Continue reading Qur’an 40:57-59
Qur’an 40:23-56
A Qur’an Like It. Here’s the Sahih International translation: Read this long and stupid story at: Koran 40:23-56 Here’s my improved version: Notice the unnamed prophet inside Muhammad's story. Who is he? If you're not sure this is Muhammad: 31 "Like the custom of the people of Noah and of ʿAad and Thamūd and those… Continue reading Qur’an 40:23-56
Qur’an 40:21-22
A Qur’an Like It. Here’s the Sahih International translation: 40:21 Have they not traveled through the land and observed how was the end of those who were before them? They were greater than them in strength and in impression on the land, but Allāh seized them for their sins. And they had not from Allāh… Continue reading Qur’an 40:21-22
Qur’an 40:18-20
A Qur’an Like It. Here’s the Sahih International translation: 40:18 And warn them, [O Muḥammad], of the Approaching Day, when hearts are at the throats, filled [with distress]. For the wrongdoers there will be no devoted friend and no intercessor [who is] obeyed. 19 He knows that which deceives the eyes and what the breasts… Continue reading Qur’an 40:18-20
Qur’an 40:15-17
A Qur’an Like It. Here’s the Sahih International translation: 40:15 [He is] the Exalted above [all] degrees, Owner of the Throne; He places the inspiration of His command [i.e., revelation] upon whom He wills of His servants to warn of the Day of Meeting. 16 The Day they come forth nothing concerning them will be… Continue reading Qur’an 40:15-17
Qur’an 40:10-14
A Qur’an Like It. Here’s the Sahih International translation: 40:10 Indeed, those who disbelieve will be addressed, "The hatred of Allāh for you was [even] greater than your hatred of yourselves [this Day in Hell] when you were invited to faith, but you disbelieved [i.e., refused]." 11 They will say, "Our Lord, You made us… Continue reading Qur’an 40:10-14
Qur’an 40:7-9
A Qur’an Like It. Here’s the Sahih International translation: 40:7 Those [angels] who carry the Throne and those around it exalt [Allāh] with praise of their Lord and believe in Him and ask forgiveness for those who have believed, [saying], "Our Lord, You have encompassed all things in mercy and knowledge, so forgive those who… Continue reading Qur’an 40:7-9
Qur’an 40:4-6
A Qur’an Like It. Here’s the Sahih International translation: 40:4 No one disputes concerning the signs of Allāh except those who disbelieve, so be not deceived by their [uninhibited] movement throughout the land. 5 The people of Noah denied before them and the [disbelieving] factions after them, and every nation intended [a plot] for their… Continue reading Qur’an 40:4-6
Qur’an 40:1-3
A Qur’an Like It. Here’s the Sahih International translation: 40:1 Ḥā, Meem. 2 The revelation of the Book [i.e., the Qur’ān] is from Allāh, the Exalted in Might, the Knowing, 3 The forgiver of sin, acceptor of repentance, severe in punishment, owner of abundance. There is no deity except Him; to Him is the destination.… Continue reading Qur’an 40:1-3








