A Qur’an Like It. Here’s the Sahih International translation: Alif, Lām, Meem. Koran 2:1 Here’s my improved version: 2:1 Qur'an 2:1 But, Infidel, you haven't written anything?! I know. There's no need to repeat the nonsense of Muhammad, is there? But, Infidel?! The best replacement for nonsense is nothing.
Author: Andrew Martin
Qur’an 1:6-7
A Qur'an Like It. Here's the Sahih International translation: 1:6 Guide us to the straight path - 7 The path of those upon whom You have bestowed favor, not of those who have earned [Your] anger or of those who are astray. Koran 1:6-7 Here's my improved version: Are you on the right path? When… Continue reading Qur’an 1:6-7
Qur’an 1:5
A Qur'an Like It. Here's the Sahih International translation: It is You we worship and You we ask for help. Koran 1:5 Here's my improved version: 1:5 Do not worship or praise Allah. Do not ask Allah for help. Allah is imaginary. Islam is false. Qur'an 1:5 I've removed the description of worship and seeking… Continue reading Qur’an 1:5
Qur’an 1:2-4
A Qur'an Like It. Here's the Sahih International translation: 1:2 [All] praise is [due] to Allah, Lord of the worlds - 3 The Entirely Merciful, the Especially Merciful, 4 Sovereign of the Day of Recompense. Koran 1:2-4 Here's my improved version: 2 The day of 3 Recompense 4 is 29 August, 631 CE. Qur'an 1:2-4… Continue reading Qur’an 1:2-4
Qur’an 1:1
A Qur'an Like It. Here's the Sahih International translation: In the name of Allah, the Entirely Merciful, the Especially Merciful. Koran 1:1 Here's my improved version: These are the words of Allah, the none, god of all. Qur'an 1:1 Notice my version is shorter, describes the Koran correctly, and removes the redundancies of Muhammad. I… Continue reading Qur’an 1:1
Koran 114:1-6
114:1 Say, "I seek refuge in the Lord of mankind, 2 The Sovereign of mankind. 3 The God of mankind, 4 From the evil of the retreating whisperer - 5 Who whispers [evil] into the breasts of mankind - 6 From among the jinn and mankind." Koran 114:1-6 Notice the corrupt repetition of Muhammad with:… Continue reading Koran 114:1-6
Koran 113:1-5
113:1 Say, "I seek refuge in the Lord of daybreak 2 From the evil of that which He created 3 And from the evil of darkness when it settles 4 And from the evil of the blowers in knots 5 And from the evil of an envier when he envies." Koran 113:1-5 Daybreak Welcoming daybreak,… Continue reading Koran 113:1-5
Koran 112:1-4
112:1 Say, "He is Allah, [who is] One, 2 Allah, the Eternal Refuge. 3 He neither begets nor is born, 4 Nor is there to Him any equivalent." Koran 112:1-4 Note that the translators have to help Muhammad by adding in "[who is]". Such incompetence on the part of Allah shows that Allah is Muhammad;… Continue reading Koran 112:1-4
Koran 111:1-3
111:1 May the hands of Abu Lahab be ruined, and ruined is he. 2 His wealth will not avail him or that which he gained. 3 He will [enter to] burn in a Fire of [blazing] flame 4 And his wife [as well] - the carrier of firewood. 5 Around her neck is a rope… Continue reading Koran 111:1-3
Koran 110:1-3
110:1 When the victory of Allah has come and the conquest, 2 And you see the people entering into the religion of Allah in multitudes, 3 Then exalt [Him] with praise of your Lord and ask forgiveness of Him. Indeed, He is ever Accepting of repentance. Koran 110:1-3 This passage appears to describe Muhammad and… Continue reading Koran 110:1-3










