What is Allah’s Path? I don’t know. Let’s find out. Muhammad is upon this Straight Path, seized by his forelock:
Indeed, I have relied upon Allāh, my Lord and your Lord.
There is no creature but that He holds it by its forelock [i.e., controls it].
Indeed, my Lord is on a path [that is] straight.
Koran 11:56

Let’s assume Muhammad was true. In the hadith:
Allah’s Messenger said, “By Him in Whose Hands my soul is, surely…
Excerpt, Sahih al-Bukhari 3448
Muhammad confirms that Allah’s hands hold Muhammad.
But, Infidel, it’s about his SOUL!!! No. The “soul” here refers to Muhammad’s body. There’s no soul in Koran.
Allah also holds up the birds:

Do they not see the birds controlled in the atmosphere of the sky?
None holds them up except Allāh.
Indeed in that are signs for a people who believe.
Koran 16:79
As Allah holds up the birds, so too does Allah hold up passenger jets going to Mecca:

Do you not see that Allāh is exalted by whomever is within the heavens and the earth and [by] the birds with wings spread [in flight]?
Each [of them] has known his [means of] prayer and exalting [Him], and Allāh is Knowing of what they do.
Koran 24:41
Obviously, the jet exalts Allah with its wings outstretched, showing the magnificence of Allah. As does the penguin:

Even this jet shows how big Allah is with it’s prayer:

Do they not see the birds above them with wings outspread and [sometimes] folded in?
None holds them [aloft] except the Most Merciful.
Indeed He is, of all things, Seeing.
Koran 67:19

Can you see Allah’s hand holding up this Rockwell B1 Lancer? Or these birds?

Or is Allah’s hand coloured blue? To match the background sky, in a blue-screen process?

Path, “the” or “a”

15:41 [Allāh] said, “This is a path [of return] to Me [that is] straight. 42 Indeed, My servants – no authority will you have over them, except those who follow you of the deviators. 43 And indeed, Hell is the promised place for them all.
Koran 15:41

How does a straight path,… return? Obviously, it has to be a loop. No path found.

Let’s remember, that according to the hadith, Satan lives in the nose of all Muslims and he urinates in their ears. Obviously, Muslims are under the authority of Satan and Allah, and thus Satan is Allah. Remember, Jews, Christians, atheists and followers of other religions – all do not have this problem:

36:3 Indeed you, [O Muḥammad], are from among the messengers, 4 On a straight path.
Koran 36:3-4
Notice that “a” straight path is not “the” straight path of Muhammad. Perhaps this is just a translation problem or error, as the verse claims Muhammad is from among the messengers – none are Muhammad’s father (or mother). Or it’s simply a scribal corruption:
43:43 So adhere to that which is revealed to you.
Indeed, you are on a straight path.
44 And indeed, it is a remembrance for you and your people, and you [all] are going to be questioned.
Koran 43:43
The “a” straight path is a “remembrance“. Allah doesn’t have omnipresence and can’t seize the forelocks of Muslims as he does with Muhammad:
The Criminals Seized and Dragged

Indeed, I have relied upon Allāh, my Lord and your Lord.
There is no creature but that He holds it by its forelock [i.e., controls it].
Indeed, my Lord is on a path [that is] straight.
Koran 11:56
Muhammad is seized as are the criminals with their “marks”:
The criminals will be known by their marks, and they will be seized by the forelocks and the feet.
Koran 55:41
Of course, criminals worldwide aren’t seized by their forelocks or feet.

96:15 No!
If he does not desist, We will surely drag him by the forelock 16 A lying, sinning forelock.
Koran 96:15-16
As you can see, Muhammad is a criminal, seized by his forelock. This is the straight path, the path to criminality, the path to Allah, the path to Satan, the path to Hell.

But, Infidel, this is about the criminals, not Muhammad! Are they in the Fire? Obviously not. Where’s Muhammad? Obviously, he is dust in the desert, and most likely in Hell for his repeated lies and multiple evil deeds.
Muhammad calls the “Children of Adam” criminals which is obviously wrong:
36:59 [Then He will say], “But stand apart today, you criminals.
60 Did I not enjoin upon you, O children of Adam, that you not worship Satan – [for] indeed, he is to you a clear enemy – 61 And that you worship [only] Me?
This is a straight path.
62 And he had already led astray from among you much of creation, so did you not use reason?
Koran 36:59-61
Allah never spoke to the “Children of Adam” and we do not come from Allah in the first place.
Criminals aren’t seized by Allah at all, Muhammad was a liar, and thus a criminal.
Allah on the Path

1:6 Guide us to the straight path – 7 The path of those upon whom You have bestowed favor, not of those who have earned [Your] anger or of those who are astray.
Koran 1:6-7
Muhammad tells his men to pray to be guided to the Straight Path and not the path of the Jews (“those who have earned [Your] anger”) or the Christians (“those who are astray”). Thus, according to Muhammad, there are at least two paths, the path of Allah, Muhammad and Muslims and the path of Christians and Jews. What about the pagans? Well, they’re probably not on Allah’s path.
Allah’s Guidance

Of course, Allah’s path changes.
The foolish among the people will say, “What has turned them away from their qiblah, which they used to face?”
Say, “To Allah belongs the east and the west. He guides whom He wills to a straight path.”
Koran 2:142
Obviously, Allah’s direction doesn’t change, does it? But Muhammad changed it.

Satan on Your Path

[Satan] said, “Because You have put me in error, I will surely sit in wait for them [i.e., mankind] on Your straight path.
Koran 7:16
This confirms that Allah’s path is Satan’s path, so Allah is Satan.
But, Infidel,… Satan is obviously more powerful than Allah, right?
“Path” of Prophets?

I can’t see Allah anywhere?
37:117 And We gave them the explicit Scripture [i.e., the Torah], 188 And We guided them on the straight path.
Koran 37:117-118
Let’s remember that Adam didn’t guide anyone, Jonah guided a city to repent, Lot didn’t guide anyone, Mary wasn’t a prophet, and most of the Jewish prophets guided their people to Judaism, not Islam. Jesus (and Paul) guided people to Christianity, not Islam. None of the Jewish prophets went to Mecca and none prayed to the Black Stone or to Allah, or the daughters as Muhammad did:

“Path” of Jesus?

43:63 And when Jesus brought clear proofs, he said, “I have come to you with wisdom [i.e., prophethood] and to make clear to you some of that over which you differ, so fear Allāh and obey me. 64 Indeed, Allāh is my Lord and your Lord, so worship Him. This is a straight path.”
Koran 43:63-64
Let’s compare with the “clear proofs” – what Jesus said in reply to a Pharisee:
36 “Teacher, which is the greatest commandment in the Law?”
37 Jesus replied: “‘Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind.’ 38 This is the first and greatest commandment. 39 And the second is like it: ‘Love your neighbor as yourself.’ 40 All the Law and the Prophets hang on these two commandments.”
NIV Matthew 22:36-40
As you can see, there’s no need for a path, straight, Jewish, Christian, or Muhammad and criminal. Jesus joined Christianity with Judaism, effectively showing that Judaism is a sect of Christianity. Thus, there is no need for a path.
Muhammad’s Chest

This is Muhammad’s exception to his forelock being seized.
6:125 So whoever Allāh wants to guide – He expands his breast to [contain] Islām; and whoever He wants to send astray – He makes his breast tight and constricted as though he were climbing into the sky.
Thus does Allāh place defilement upon those who do not believe.
126 And this is the path of your Lord, [leading] straight. We have detailed the verses for a people who remember.
Koran 6:125-126
Obviously, Muslims and non-Muslims do not have either feeling. Thus we know Muhammad lied or was talking about himself. This also means that Allah is an idol. It’s likely that Muhammad was having a panic attack, mania, depression or was suffering from heartburn.
Jibril Regrets

And We would have guided them to a straight path.
Koran 4:68
Straight Path

Indeed, Allāh is my Lord and your Lord, so worship Him. That is the straight path.'”
Koran 3:51
And indeed, you invite them to a straight path.
Koran 23:73
A straight path that Allah is unable to guide people onto, showing that the dead Muhammad is greater than the idol Allah.
1:6 Guide us to the straight path – 7 The path of those upon whom You have bestowed favor, not of those who have earned [Your] anger or of those who are astray.
Koran 1:6-7
[Satan] said, “Because You have put me in error, I will surely sit in wait for them [i.e., mankind] on Your straight path.
Koran 7:16
Muhammad was a false prophet, for a false god, Allah, for a false religion, Islam, without even a false book, the Koran.
