According to Islamic mythology, Allah:
Allah has the Qur’an written on slate tablets by a pen beside him on the carpet under the coffee table with the hookah on it.
[Inscribed] in a Preserved Slate.
Koran 85:22
A pen, delicate and fine, with ink that can write on a stone slate:
That’s between his bed and the bed of the Sun goddess, where she smokes a hookah in between other activities.
But, on the other side, Allah has another book, where he’s busy recording deeds:
You know that ballpoint pen you lost? Allah has it.
Our Lord, we have believed in what You revealed and have followed the messenger [i.e., Jesus], so register us among the witnesses [to truth].”
Koran 3:53
And when they hear what has been revealed to the Messenger, you see their eyes overflowing with tears because of what they have recognized of the truth.
They say, “Our Lord, we have believed, so register us among the witnesses.
Koran 5:83
And there is no creature on [or within] the earth or bird that flies with its wings except [that they are] communities like you.
We have not neglected in the Register a thing.
Then unto their Lord they will be gathered.
Koran 6:38
Indeed, the number of months with Allāh is twelve [lunar] months in the register of Allāh [from] the day He created the heavens and the earth; of these, four are sacred.
That is the correct religion [i.e., way], so do not wrong yourselves during them.
And fight against the disbelievers collectively as they fight against you collectively.
And know that Allāh is with the righteous [who fear Him].
Koran 9:36
It was not [proper] for the people of Madīnah and those surrounding them of the bedouins that they remain behind after [the departure of] the Messenger of Allāh or that they prefer themselves over his self.
That is because they are not afflicted by thirst or fatigue or hunger in the cause of Allāh, nor do they tread on any ground that enrages the disbelievers, nor do they inflict upon an enemy any infliction but that it is registered for them as a righteous deed.
Indeed, Allāh does not allow to be lost the reward of the doers of good.
Koran 9:120
Nor do they spend an expenditure, small or large, or cross a valley but that it is registered for them that Allāh may reward them for the best of what they were doing.
Koran 9:121
And, [O Muḥammad], you are not [engaged] in any matter and do not recite any of the Qur’ān and you [people] do not do any deed except that We are witness over you when you are involved in it.
And not absent from your Lord is any [part] of an atom’s weight within the earth or within the heaven or [anything] smaller than that or greater but that it is in a clear register.
Koran 10:61
And there is no creature on earth but that upon Allāh is its provision, and He knows its place of dwelling and place of storage.
All is in a clear register.
Koran 11:6
And they had planned their plan, but with Allāh is [recorded] their plan, even if their plan had been [sufficient] to do away with the mountains.
Koran 14:46
And there is no city but that We will destroy it before the Day of Resurrection or punish it with a severe punishment.
That has ever been in the Register inscribed.
Koran 17:58
And there is nothing concealed within the heaven and the earth except that it is in a clear Register.
Koran 27:75
But those who disbelieve say, “The Hour will not come to us.”
Say, “Yes, by my Lord, it will surely come to you. [Allāh is] the Knower of the unseen.”
Not absent from Him is an atom’s weight within the heavens or within the earth or [what is] smaller than that or greater, except that it is in a clear register –
Koran 34:3
And Allāh created you from dust, then from a sperm-drop; then He made you mates.
And no female conceives nor does she give birth except with His knowledge.
And no aged person is granted [additional] life nor is his lifespan lessened but that it is in a register.
Indeed, that for Allāh is easy.
Koran 35:11
Indeed, it is We who bring the dead to life and record what they have put forth and what they left behind, and all things We have enumerated in a clear register.
Koran 36:12
In a Register well-protected;
Koran 56:78
No disaster strikes upon the earth or among yourselves except that it is in a register before We bring it into being – indeed that, for Allāh, is easy –
Koran 57:22
It is [their destination recorded in] a register inscribed.
Koran 83:9
It is [their destination recorded in] a register inscribed
Koran 83:20
But, Infidel, this is the Book of Deeds inscribed by the angels on our shoulders! These guys?
As a reminder:
Indeed, it is We who bring the dead to life and record what they have put forth and what they left behind, and all things We have enumerated in a clear register.
Koran 36:12
Is “We” these angels on our shoulders? Obviously not as “We” is speaking from inside Muhammad to his scribe.
Muhammad was a false prophet, for a false god, Allah, for a false religion, Islam, without even a false book, the Koran.
Koran Contradiction 