What is the Koran, according to Islam?
To the Muslims, the Quran is the Word of God and contains complete guidance for mankind. Much of the Quran is about God, His attributes and man’s relationship to Him. But it also contains directives for its followers, historical accounts of certain prophets and peoples, arguments for accepting Muhammad as a genuine Prophet and good news for the believers and warnings for the disbelievers.
What is the Holy Quran? Al Islam
The Koran is supposed by Islam to be the uncreated words of Allah, that somehow exists beside Allah on a great tablet of slate, and that totally doesn’t negate the oneness of Allah despite being separate from him and existing on a slate, a slate written on by a magic pen. Nothing is said about the ink that the pen uses – to write on the slate. Or the other book of Allah.
So when the Koran contains prayers to,… Allah, there are some problems.
Why are there prayers from Allah to some OTHER GOD? It should be obvious why.
The Koran contains prayers. What are they?
Koran 1
Note that this is a prayer for multiple people to pray, not for one person. Obviously it only “works” for Muhammad, who was plural, not singular, like most people are.
1:1 In the name of Allāh, the Entirely Merciful, the Especially Merciful.
2 [All] praise is [due] to Allāh, Lord of the worlds – 3 The Entirely Merciful, the Especially Merciful, 4 Sovereign of the Day of Recompense.
5 It is You we worship and You we ask for help.
6 Guide us to the straight path – 7 The path of those upon whom You have bestowed favor, not of those who have earned [Your] anger or of those who are astray.
Koran 1:1-7
But, Infidel, we Muslims can and DO pray this! Give it a try right now by yourself and let me know if “we” and “us” are right for you. Muhammad’s prayer here only misses “our” for the trifecta of plurality. If Muhammad was singular, here’s how the prayer should be:
1:1 In the name of Allāh, the Entirely Merciful, the Especially Merciful.
2 [All] praise is [due] to Allāh, Lord of the worlds – 3 The Entirely Merciful, the Especially Merciful, 4 Sovereign of the Day of Recompense.
5 It is You I worship and You I ask for help.
6 Guide me to the straight path – 7 The path of those upon whom You have bestowed favor, not of those who have earned [Your] anger or of those who are astray.
Singular prayer, Koran 1:1-7
But, Infidel, the prayer is for us Muslims to pray, as a group! Who elected you, the individual, as the speaker for all Muslims? Also, did Allah make Muslims as a group, contradicting the supposed oneness of Allah, or as unique individuals confirming the supposed oneness of Allah?
But, Infidel, twins! And? Even twins (and triplets, etc) have different positions in time and space, thus growing into unique individuals, just like Allah is supposedly one.
But, Infidel, disbelievers! And? Allah creating disbelievers merely shows that Allah doesn’t guide, thus showing Allah isn’t a creator, but an idol, so Muhammad was a liar.
Koran 2:126
Muhammad pretends to be Abraham and prays to Allah, his idol:
And [mention] when Abraham said, “My Lord, make this a secure city and provide its people with fruits – whoever of them believes in Allāh and the Last Day.”
Excerpt, Koran 2:126
Mecca, Saudi Arabia, isn’t secure, doesn’t have fruits, and was inhabited by polytheists, unlike Petra, Jordan, which was secure and had orchards planted by polytheists, who lived there, while Muhammad, who pretended to be Abraham, prayed. Obviously, Muhammad thinks more highly of Abraham than Allah.
Koran 2:127-129
2:127 And [mention] when Abraham was raising the foundations of the House and [with him] Ishmael, [saying], “Our Lord, accept [this] from us. Indeed, You are the Hearing, the Knowing. 128 Our Lord, and make us Muslims [in submission] to You and from our descendants a Muslim nation [in submission] to You. And show us our rites [of worship] and accept our repentance. Indeed, You are the Accepting of Repentance, the Merciful. 129 Our Lord, and send among them a messenger from themselves who will recite to them Your verses and teach them the Book and wisdom and purify them. Indeed, You are the Exalted in Might, the Wise.”
Koran 2:127-129
Muhammad pretended to be Abraham and continues to pray to Allah the idol. I’m curious about who “Ishmael” is performed by – a friend of Muhammad? Jibril? Note that Allah failed to make the real Abraham and Ishmael into Muslims, which is a choice, a really bad choice. The polytheist inhabitants were never Muslim until forced to be Muslim by Muhamad and his Muslim bandits. Note that Muhammad recites the prayer of “Abraham” not the verses of Allah. Obviously, Muhammad thinks more highly of Abraham than Allah.
Koran 2:200-201
Notice the sexist pagan ancestor worship here:
2:200 And when you have completed your rites, remember Allāh like your [previous] remembrance of your fathers or with [much] greater remembrance.
And among the people is he who says, “Our Lord, give us in this world,” and he will have in the Hereafter no share.
201 But among them is he who says, “Our Lord, give us in this world [that which is] good and in the Hereafter [that which is] good and protect us from the punishment of the Fire.”
Koran 2:200-201
Notice the prayer of the pagan worshipper of Allah which acknowledges that there’s no afterlife and no souls, which is changed by Muhammad to include the afterlife and again, no souls. This shows that Muhammad was changing polytheism into monotheism and modifying pagan rituals into his proto-Islam. Note that in Judaism and Christianity, Jews and Christians have souls.
Koran 2:250
“David” and his soldiers, all “Israelites”, pray to Allah the idol:
And when they went forth to [face] Goliath and his soldiers, they said, “Our Lord, pour upon us patience and plant firmly our feet and give us victory over the disbelieving people.”
Koran 2:250
Are Goliath and his soldiers the same people as David? Not in history. They were Philistines, polytheists, pagans, and believers in idols. Why doesn’t Muhammad copy what David actually said, according to NIV 1 Samuel 17:45-47?
45 David said to the Philistine, “You come against me with sword and spear and javelin, but I come against you in the name of the Lord Almighty, the God of the armies of Israel, whom you have defied. 46 This day the Lord will deliver you into my hands, and I’ll strike you down and cut off your head. This very day I will give the carcasses of the Philistine army to the birds and the wild animals, and the whole world will know that there is a God in Israel. 47 All those gathered here will know that it is not by sword or spear that the Lord saves; for the battle is the Lord’s, and he will give all of you into our hands.”
NIV 1 Samuel 17:45-47
Instead, the words of “David” in the Koran are those of Muhammad, speaking in the plural as himself:
Our Lord, pour upon us patience and plant firmly our feet and give us victory over the disbelieving people.
Muhammad, Koran 2:250
Koran 2:286
Muhammad wants to avoid being tested by Allah:
“Our Lord, do not impose blame upon us if we have forgotten or erred. Our Lord, and lay not upon us a burden like that which You laid upon those before us. Our Lord, and burden us not with that which we have no ability to bear. And pardon us; and forgive us; and have mercy upon us. You are our protector, so give us victory over the disbelieving people.”
Excerpt, Koran 2:286
Muhammad’s military force wins. Muhammad’s inability to give a good and true reason to be Muslim shows Islam is evil and false. Notice the repeat from earlier, Koran 2:250:
Our Lord, pour upon us patience and plant firmly our feet and give us victory over the disbelieving people.
Muhammad, Excerpt, Koran 2:250
Koran 3:7-9
Notice the two prayers, which are spoken by a multi-personal being, who refers to themselves with “we”, “us” and “our”:
3:7 It is He who has sent down to you, [O Muhammad], the Book; in it are verses [that are] precise – they are the foundation of the Book – and others unspecific.
As for those in whose hearts is deviation [from truth], they will follow that of it which is unspecific, seeking discord and seeking an interpretation [suitable to them].
And no one knows its [true] interpretation except Allah. But those firm in knowledge say, “We believe in it. All [of it] is from our Lord.”
And no one will be reminded except those of understanding.
8 [Who say], “Our Lord, let not our hearts deviate after You have guided us and grant us from Yourself mercy. Indeed, You are the Bestower. 9 Our Lord, surely You will gather the people for a Day about which there is no doubt. Indeed, Allah does not fail in His promise.”
Koran 3:7-9
I’m sure you’ll agree that Allah is one and isn’t praying to himself as multiple beings, right?
Our Lord, let not our hearts deviate after You have guided us and grant us from Yourself mercy. Indeed, You are the Bestower. 9 Our Lord, surely You will gather the people for a Day about which there is no doubt. Indeed, Allah does not fail in His promise.
Muhammad, Excerpt, Koran 3:8-9
Of course, the Quraysh have never been gathered by Allah for that “Day” and so Allah has failed his promise, thus showing Allah is an idol, Muhammad a liar, the Koran is nonsense and a lie and Islam is false.
Koran 3:16
Another multiple-person prayer from Muhammad:
Those who say, “Our Lord, indeed we have believed, so forgive us our sins and protect us from the punishment of the Fire,”
Koran 3:16
Koran 3:52-53
Notice that the disciples pray as one multiple-person being to “Allah”.
3:52 But when Jesus felt [persistence in] disbelief from them, he said, “Who are my supporters for [the cause of] Allāh?”
The disciples said, “We are supporters for Allāh. We have believed in Allāh and testify that we are Muslims [submitting to Him]. 53 Our Lord, we have believed in what You revealed and have followed the messenger [i.e., Jesus], so register us among the witnesses [to truth].”
Koran 3:52-53
I’m sure you’ll agree that Allah doesn’t pray here, so you know these are the words of Muhammad, the liar, for Allah the idol.
Koran 3:147
Again a multiple-person prayer:
And their words were not but that they said, “Our Lord, forgive us our sins and the excess [committed] in our affairs and plant firmly our feet and give us victory over the disbelieving people.”
Koran 3:147
You might remember “David” and his “soldiers” praying something similar earlier in Koran 2:250 above.
Koran 3:190-194
Another multiple-person prayer from Muhammad:
3:190 Indeed, in the creation of the heavens and the earth and the alternation of the night and the day are signs for those of understanding.
191 Who remember Allah while standing or sitting or [lying] on their sides and give thought to the creation of the heavens and the earth, [saying], “Our Lord, You did not create this aimlessly; exalted are You [above such a thing]; then protect us from the punishment of the Fire.
192 Our Lord, indeed whoever You admit to the Fire – You have disgraced him, and for the wrongdoers there are no helpers.
193 Our Lord, indeed we have heard a caller calling to faith, [saying], ‘Believe in your Lord,’ and we have believed. Our Lord, so forgive us our sins and remove from us our misdeeds and cause us to die with the righteous.
194 Our Lord, and grant us what You promised us through Your messengers and do not disgrace us on the Day of Resurrection.
Indeed, You do not fail in [Your] promise.”
Koran 3:190-194
Obviously, this prayer is a total failure after the death of Muhammad the Mad. Also, note that Muhammad refers to himself as a “caller”.
Koran 4:75
The phrase “this city” obviously refers to Mecca or Petra in Jordan, and so contradicts Muhammad as Abraham earlier. Notice how Muhammad here shows he’s divine with “appoint for us from Yourself a protector” and “appoint for us from Yourself a helper”. I suggest that this is Muhammad trying to infect others with his demons, “protector” and “helper”.
And what is [the matter] with you that you fight not in the cause of Allah and [for] the oppressed among men, women, and children who say, “Our Lord, take us out of this city of oppressive people and appoint for us from Yourself a protector and appoint for us from Yourself a helper?”
Koran 4:75
Or if you prefer, it’s a mistake by Muhammad, saying “Yourself” instead of “us”. Of course, all this shows that Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends) and isn’t the perfect words of the perfect Qur’an from perfect Allah, so showing Islam is false.
Koran 4:77
Muhammad’s frightened Muslims pray to “Our Lord” and Allah inside Muhammad answers with “Say”.
Have you not seen those who were told, “Restrain your hands [from fighting] and establish prayer and give zakah”?
But then when fighting was ordained for them, at once a party of them feared men as they fear Allah or with [even] greater fear.
They said, “Our Lord, why have You decreed upon us fighting? If only You had postponed [it for] us for a short time.”
Say, “The enjoyment of this world is little, and the Hereafter is better for he who fears Allah. And injustice will not be done to you, [even] as much as a thread [inside a date seed].”
Koran 4:77
But, Infidel, the Muslims here speak as a group, thus destroying your argument! Did they? Notice carefully in Muhammad’s reply: “he”.
Koran 5:25-26
Notice that “Moses” is able to pray as one singular person, despite speaking like Muhammad:
5:25 [Moses] said, “My Lord, indeed I do not possess [i.e., control] except myself and my brother, so part us from the defiantly disobedient people.”
26 [Allāh] said, “Then indeed, it is forbidden to them for forty years [in which] they will wander throughout the land. So do not grieve over the defiantly disobedient people.”
Koran 5:25-26
Note “Allah’s” reply, just like Muhammad, is direct to “Moses”.
Compare this with NIV Numbers 14, where Moses stays with his people, and isn’t parted from them.
Koran 5:82-86
It’s interesting how the words of Christians are considered by Muhammad to be greater than the words of Jibril and Allah, and greater than the “revelation” of Muhammad’s Koran:
5:82 You will surely find the most intense of the people in animosity toward the believers [to be] the Jews and those who associate others with Allāh; and you will find the nearest of them in affection to the believers those who say, “We are Christians.”
That is because among them are priests and monks and because they are not arrogant.
83 And when they hear what has been revealed to the Messenger, you see their eyes overflowing with tears because of what they have recognized of the truth.
They say, “Our Lord, we have believed, so register us among the witnesses. 84 And why should we not believe in Allāh and what has come to us of the truth? And we aspire that our Lord will admit us [to Paradise] with the righteous people.”
85 So Allāh rewarded them for what they said with gardens [in Paradise] beneath which rivers flow, wherein they abide eternally.
And that is the reward of doers of good.
86 But those who disbelieved and denied Our signs – they are the companions of Hellfire.
Koran 5:82-86
It’s also interesting how the diplomatic Christian, who uses the royal “we”, switches from “Our Lord” to “Allah” and then back to “our Lord”. Obviously, Muhammad was so impressed with this diplomacy that he had Allah reward these Christians with the imaginary reward of Paradise for these still living Christians.
Truly, Muhammad considers Christians to be so good, that they’re better than Jibril, Allah and himself. This obviously means Islam is worthless nonsense, only suited for creating or revealing evil people, like Muhammad.
Koran 7:23
Adam speaks as a multiple-personal being to Allah, in the manner of Muhammad the Mad:
They said, “Our Lord, we have wronged ourselves, and if You do not forgive us and have mercy upon us, we will surely be among the losers.”
Koran 7:23
The phrase “the losers” seems familiar:
Who break the covenant of Allah after contracting it and sever that which Allah has ordered to be joined and cause corruption on earth.
It is those who are the losers.
Koran 2:27
But, Infidel, there’s Eve! Where did you get the name “Eve” from? If it’s from the Bible or Torah, then obviously Koran is incomplete and so false, right?
Koran 7:89
This is Muhammad pretending to be Shuaib.
We would have invented against Allāh a lie if we returned to your religion after Allāh had saved us from it.
And it is not for us to return to it except that Allāh, our Lord, should will.
Our Lord has encompassed all things in knowledge.
Upon Allāh we have relied.
Our Lord, decide between us and our people in truth, and You are the best of those who give decision.”
Koran 7:89
Note how “Allah” is the “best” of “those who give decision”, showing that Allah is one of many deities that Muhammad, his Muslims and the Quraysh worshipped in their polytheism.
Koran 7:151
Muhammad pretends to be Moses:
[Moses] said, “My Lord, forgive me and my brother and admit us into Your mercy, for You are the most merciful of the merciful.”
Koran 7:151
Notice that “Moses” says that “You” is the “most merciful” of the “merciful”, so showing that Allah is with other merciful gods, like his wife and three daughters.
Interestingly, Muhammad doesn’t pretend to be Allah and answer the prayer of “Moses”. Instead, he gives a little sermon, which you can read in Koran 7:152-153.
Koran 7:155-156
This is Muhammad, pretending to be Moses, praying:
My Lord, if You had willed, You could have destroyed them before and me [as well].
Would You destroy us for what the foolish among us have done?
This is not but Your trial by which You send astray whom You will and guide whom You will.
You are our Protector, so forgive us and have mercy upon us; and You are the best of forgivers.
156 And decree for us in this world [that which is] good and [also] in the Hereafter; indeed, we have turned back to You.
Excerpt, Koran 7:155-156
Koran 10:84-86
Muhammad pretends to be “Moses” here, while also pretending to be Muslim:
10:84 And Moses said, “O my people, if you have believed in Allāh, then rely upon Him, if you should be Muslims [i.e., submitting to Him].”
85 So they said, “Upon Allāh do we rely. Our Lord, make us not [objects of] trial for the wrongdoing people 86 And save us by Your mercy from the disbelieving people.”
Koran 10:84-86
Notice that the “Muslims” speak and pray as one group person and refer to two different other people, the “wrongdoing people” and the “disbelieving people”. The “Muslims” also seem confused, referring to “Allah” and then to “Our Lord”. In the supposed context, there are only the Ancient Egyptian people there, besides the “Muslims”.
So who are these two other people? They’re the Quraysh, the “wrongdoing people” being the Quraysh tribe who follow the “disbelieving people” the Quraysh elites and their ruler who don’t believe in the liar, Muhammad.
There are literally hundreds more examples in the Koran, where Muhammad prays as multiple beings.
Koran 113
113:1 Say, “I seek refuge in the Lord of daybreak 2 From the evil of that which He created 3 And from the evil of darkness when it settles 4 And from the evil of the blowers in knots 5 And from the evil of an envier when he envies.”
Koran 113
I’m sure you’ll agree that it’s not Allah praying and seeking refuge here.
Allah creates evil according to Muhammad’s prayer here. So why bother worshipping him?
Koran 114
114:1 Say, “I seek refuge in the Lord of mankind, 2 The Sovereign of mankind, 3 The God of mankind, 4 From the evil of the retreating whisperer – 5 Who whispers [evil] into the breasts of mankind – 6 From among the jinn and mankind”.
Koran 114
I’m sure you’ll agree that it’s not Allah praying and seeking refuge here.
Looks like Allah doesn’t protect Muhammad from the “evil of the retreating whisperer” who “whispers [evil] into the breasts”, the breasts of Muhammad, who obviously obeys this “whisperer” far too often.
Who are these prayers from and to?
Obviously, these prayers are Muhammad’s praying, because Muhammad is the source of the Koran. So this shows that Koran isn’t the uncreated word of Allah. It’s just the liar, Muhammad speaking and praying to Allah the idol. This means that the Koran is nonsense and lies.
What’s interesting is that many of these prayers refer to Muhammad in plural with: “we”, “us” and “our”. None are capitalised in the translation. Looks like the translators knew.
Conclusion
If these are the words of Allah, then the prayers of Muhammad (and Jibril) shouldn’t be included.
Muhammad was a false prophet, for a false god, Allah, for a false religion, Islam, without even a false book, the Koran.
But, Infidel, Allah prays – in a special way! Let’s see:
Abu Hurayra reported that the Messenger of Allah, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, said, “If anyone prays once on me, Allah will pray ten times on him.”
Al-Adab Al-Mufrad 645
How does anyone pray “once on” Muhammad? Suggestions by email.
Narrated Anas:
The Prophet said, “If anyone forgets a prayer he should pray that prayer when he remembers it. There is no expiation except to pray the same.”
Then he recited: “Establish prayer for My (i.e. Allah’s) remembrance.” (K20:14).
Sahih al-Bukhari 597
Indeed, I am Allāh.
There is no deity except Me, so worship Me and establish prayer for My remembrance.
Koran 20:14
Who is Allah? Muhammad. Muhammad is Allah.
What’s that “remember” and “remembrance” about? It’s all about Allah – Remember? Remembering Muhammad, when he’s dead.
Muhammad was a false prophet, for a false god, Allah, for a false religion, Islam, without even a false book, the Koran.
Koran Contradiction 