Qur’an 113:1-5

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

113:1 Say, “I seek refuge in the Lord of daybreak

2 From the evil of that which He created

3 And from the evil of darkness when it settles

4 And from the evil of the blowers in knots

5 And from the evil of an envier when he envies.”

Koran 113:1-5

Here’s my improved version:

113:1 Allah the idol does nothing.

2 So Allah is Satan? OK, Muhammad.

3 So Allah is Satan? OK, Muhammad.

4 So Allah is Satan? OK, Muhammad.

5 Like Muhammad? OK, Muhammad.

Qur’an 113:1-5

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.