Qur’an 112:1-4

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

112:1 Say, “He is Allāh, [who is] One,

2 Allāh, the Eternal Refuge.

3 He neither begets nor is born,

4 Nor is there to Him any equivalent.”

Koran 112:1-4

Here’s my improved version:

112:1 Allah is none, an idol worshipped by Muhammad and idolaters.

2 There’s no refuge with Allah the idol.

3 Allah was carved and idols can’t reproduce.

4 Only the one carving of Allah the idol.

Qur’an 112:1-4

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.