Qur’an 108:1-3

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

108:1 Indeed, We have granted you, [O Muḥammad], al-Kawthar.

2 So pray to your Lord and offer sacrifice [to Him alone].

3 Indeed, your enemy is the one cut off.

Koran 108:1-3

Here’s my improved version:

108:1 Muhammad had nothing but an abundance of lies and nonsense.

2 Nothing happened.

3 Muhammad had no sons.

Muhammad was cut off.

Qur’an 108:1-3

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.