Qur’an 106:1-4

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

106:1 For the accustomed security of the Quraysh –

2 Their accustomed security [in] the caravan of winter and summer –

3 Let them worship the Lord of this House,

4 Who has fed them, [saving them] from hunger and made them safe, [saving them] from fear.

Koran 106:1-4

Here’s my improved version:

106:1 Muhammad repeats himself.

2 Everyone knows what the “caravan of winter and summer” is, right?

3 Everyone knows who the “Lord of this House” is, right?

4 Who has done nothing.

Qur’an 106:1-4

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.