A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
87:14 He has certainly succeeded who purifies himself
15 And mentions the name of his Lord and prays.
16 But you prefer the worldly life,
17 While the Hereafter is better and more enduring.
18 Indeed, this is in the former scriptures,
19 The scriptures of Abraham and Moses.
Koran 87:14-19
Here’s my improved version:
87:14 Muhammad bathed in dirt – so this must be about someone else.
15 Muhammad forgot to mention “Allah” here.
16 Indeed, the worldly life is what we’re created for. To advocate for death, as Muhammad does, shows Islam is a death cult.
17 Muhammad is “enjoying” being dust in the desert for 1400 years.
18 It’s not. Muhammad gets things wrongs and advocates for death, instead of life.
19 Muhammad doesn’t know how to reference Genesis and Exodus.
Qur’an 87:14-19
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 