Qur’an 83:18-28

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

Muhammad tempts at:

Koran 83:18-28

Here’s my improved version:

I’m disgusted by what Muhamad offers. My local supermarket offers better products for cheaper. No need to sell my soul or life to Muhammad and his master, Satan.

Qur’an 83:18-28

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.

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