A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
79:34 But when there comes the greatest Overwhelming Calamity
35 The Day when man will remember that for which he strove,
36 And Hellfire will be exposed for [all] those who see –
37 So as for he who transgressed
38 And preferred the life of the world,
39 Then indeed, Hellfire will be [his] refuge.
40 But as for he who feared the position of his Lord and prevented the soul from [unlawful] inclination,
41 Then indeed, Paradise will be [his] refuge.
42 They ask you, [O Muḥammad], about the Hour: when is its arrival?
43 In what [position] are you that you should mention it?
44 To your Lord is its finality.
45 You are only a warner for those who fear it.
46 It will be, on the Day they see it, as though they had not remained [in the world] except for an afternoon or a morning thereof.
Koran 79:34-46
Here’s my improved version:
79:34 Which never came. And notice the renaming.
35 That man is like Muhammad and all his Musllims, all dust in the desert.
36 Notice the rename to “Hellfire” – Muhammad renames a lot.
37 The man who offended Muhammad.
38 And who preferred being alive and free.
39 Muhammad lied – he’s just making threats.
40 Muhammad talks about the evil inside him. I believe Muhammad 😉
41 Sadly for Muhammad, the dust of the desert is his place.
42 Muhammad the liar and Allah the idol don’t know the hour.
43 They are like Muhammad and his Muslims, all dust in the desert.
44 Muhammad, his Muslims and his tribe are all dust in the desert.
45 Muhammad denies being a prophet – because telling the truth about the future is hard.
46 Nothing happened. They’re all dust in the desert.
Muhammad was a liar. Allah is an idol. Islam is false.
Qur’an 79:34-46
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 