A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
78:31 Indeed, for the righteous is attainment –
32 Gardens and grapevines
33 And young women [companions] of equal age.
34 And a full cup.
35 No ill speech will they hear therein or any falsehood –
36 [As] reward from your Lord, [a generous] gift [made due by] account,
37 [From] the Lord of the heavens and the earth and whatever is between them, the Most Merciful. They possess not from Him [authority for] speech.
38 The Day that the Spirit [i.e., Gabriel] and the angels will stand in rows, they will not speak except for one whom the Most Merciful permits, and he will say what is correct.
39 That is the True [i.e., certain] Day; so he who wills may take to his Lord a [way of] return.
40 Indeed, We have warned you of an impending punishment on the Day when a man will observe what his hands have put forth and the disbeliever will say, “Oh, I wish that I were dust!”
Koran 78:31-40
Here’s my improved version:
78:31 Nothing happened. Muhammad lied.
32 Dust in the desert.
33 And sand blowing in the wind.
34 And a full dune.
35 All is silent in the desert.
36 All the sand you could wish for,
37 Dead men can’t speak.
38 Muhammad and his men can’t speak – they’re dead.
39 Nothing happened.
40 He, Muhammad and his Muslims are dust.
Qur’an 78:31-40
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 