A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
77:41 Indeed, the righteous will be among shades and springs
42 And fruits from whatever they desire,
43 [Being told], “Eat and drink in satisfaction for what you used to do.”
44 Indeed, We thus reward the doers of good.
45 Woe, that Day, to the deniers.
46 [O disbelievers], eat and enjoy yourselves a little; indeed, you are criminals.
47 Woe, that Day, to the deniers.
48 And when it is said to them, “Bow [in prayer],” they do not bow.
49 Woe, that Day, to the deniers.
50 Then in what statement after it [i.e., the Qur’ān] will they believe?
Koran 77:41-50
Here’s my improved version:
77:41 Muhammad and his Muslims are dead, dust in the desert. None enjoy this reward. Muhammad was a liar.
42 They enjoy nothing and are dust themselves.
43 Who speaks this? It can’t be Allah right? Thus these are not the words of Allah, thus the Koran is false.
44 No rewards in Islam. Just death.
45 Nothing happened. Muhammad lied.
46 They too are dead, dust like Muhammad and his Muslims.
47 Nothing happened. Muhammad lied.
48 Muhammad’s tribe didn’t obey him. They knew he was a liar.
49 Nothing happened. Muhammad lied.
50 Muhammad is full of doubt.
Qur’an 77:41-50
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
