A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
77:29 [They will be told], “Proceed to that which you used to deny. 30 Proceed to a shadow [of smoke] having three columns 31 [But having] no cool shade and availing not against the flame.”
32 Indeed, it throws sparks [as huge] as a fortress, 33 As if they were yellowish [black] camels.
34 Woe, that Day, to the deniers.
35 This is a Day they will not speak, 36 Nor will it be permitted for them to make an excuse.
37 Woe, that Day, to the deniers.
38 This is the Day of Judgement; We will have assembled you and the former peoples. 39 So if you have a plan, then plan against Me.
40 Woe, that Day, to the deniers.
Koran 77:29-40
Here’s my improved version:
77:29 Nothing happened. Muhammad was a liar.
30 Nothing happened. Muhammad was a liar.
31 Nothing happened. Muhammad was a liar.
32 Nothing happened. Muhammad was a liar.
33 Nothing happened. Muhammad was a liar.
34 Muhammad curses to no effect.
35 Nothing happened. Muhammad was a liar.
36 Nothing happened. Muhammad was a liar.
37 Muhammad curses to no effect.
38 Nothing happened. Muhammad was a liar.
39 Nothing happened. Muhammad was a liar.
40 Muhammad curses to no effect.
Qur’an 77:29-40
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 