A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
76:23 Indeed, it is We who have sent down to you, [O Muḥammad], the Qur’ān progressively.
24 So be patient for the decision of your Lord and do not obey from among them a sinner or ungrateful [disbeliever].
25 And mention the name of your Lord [in prayer] morning and evening
26 And during the night prostrate to Him and exalt [i.e., praise] Him a long [part of the] night.
27 Indeed, these [disbelievers] love the immediate and leave behind them a grave Day.
28 We have created them and strengthened their forms, and when We will, We can change their likenesses with [complete] alteration.
29 Indeed, this is a reminder, so he who wills may take to his Lord a way.
30 And you do not will except that Allāh wills. Indeed, Allāh is ever Knowing and Wise.
31 He admits whom He wills into His mercy; but the wrongdoers – He has prepared for them a painful punishment.
Koran 76:23-31
Here’s my improved version:
76:23 Muhammad recites his Koran, changing it as he goes.
24 Muhammad advocates rellion against the ruler.
25 Look like Allah forgot to change this to five times daily.
26 Night is meant for sleeping. Why would a real god need worship of Muhammad at night after he’s finished urination?
27 Nothing happened. Oh wait, Muhammad and his bandits invaded, forced everyone to be Muslim and thus proved Muhammad to be a tyrant who later, died for being a tyrant, not a prophet.
28 This is biology – all humans age in similar patterns.
29 Another way? I thought it was one way to Allah?
30 Allah doesn’t will. We have free will.
31 Nothing happened. Muhammad was a liar.
Qur’an 76:23-31
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 