Qur’an 76:4-22

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

Read all about the “silver” of Islamic Paradise:

Koran 76:4-22

Here’s my improved version:

Women in Islamic Paradise get gold. Not because they’re more valuable than men in Islam, but because gold is the metal of the sun goddess and silver is the metal of the moon god, Allah.

Women get a gold cup in Islamic Paradise.
A “silver” glass with no ice is your imaginary reward.
Silver handcuffs of Islamic Paradise.
Qur’an 76:4-22

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.

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