A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
76:1 Has there [not] come upon man a period of time when he was not a thing [even] mentioned?
2 Indeed, We created man from a sperm-drop mixture that We may try him; and We made him hearing and seeing.
3 Indeed, We guided him to the way, be he grateful or be he ungrateful.
Koran 76:1-3
Here’s my improved version:
76:1 Muhammad continues to rant about the man.
2 Muhammad lies about how humans are made.
3 Muhammad didn’t guide, nor did his idol Allah.
Qur’an 76:1-3
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 