A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
75:36 Does man think that he will be left neglected?
37 Had he not been a sperm from semen emitted?
38 Then he was a clinging clot, and [Allāh] created [his form] and proportioned [him]
39 And made of him two mates, the male and the female.
40 Is not that [Creator] Able to give life to the dead?
Koran 75:36-40
Here’s my improved version:
75:36 Allah the idol ignores everyone.
37 Babies are created from the man’s sperm and the woman’s egg. Muhammad’s ignorance shows Islam is false.
38 The “clinging clot” is Muhammad’s misunderstanding of Galen’s embryology.
39 Eve was made from Adam’s rib, and Adam was her husband. This is likely a translation problem of Muhammad, ignoring Eve because of his gnostic sexism.
40 Allah hasn’t resurrected anyone. At best for Islam, Allah raised Isa (the Muslim Jesus that Muhammad pretends to be) not Muhammad.
Qur’an 75:36-40
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 