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A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
75:26 No! When it [i.e., the soul] has reached the collar bones
27 And it is said, “Who will cure [him]?”
28 And he [i.e., the dying one] is certain that it is the [time of] separation
29 And the leg is wound about the leg,
30 To your Lord, that Day, will be the procession.
31 And he [i.e., the disbeliever] had not believed, nor had he prayed.
32 But [instead], he denied and turned away.
33 And then he went to his people, swaggering [in pride].
34 Woe to you, and woe!
35 Then woe to you, and woe!
Koran 75:26-35
Here’s my improved version:
75:26 Muhammad talks about himself.
27 Call an ambulance!
28 Muhammad shows he’s a liar.
29 Muhammad couldn’t walk later in life and was dragged around by his men.
30 Nothing happened.
31 Believing in and praying to idols is a waste of time.
32 The ruler turned away [and Muhammad later enslaved him]
33 He won and Muhammad lost. This is why Muhammad resorted to violence – he had no arguments for Islam.
34 Nothing happened.
35 Muhammad’s violence contradicts his cursing.
Qur’an 75:26-35
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 