A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
74:1 O you who covers himself [with a garment],
2 Arise and warn
3 And your Lord glorify
4 And your clothing purify
5 And uncleanliness avoid
6 And do not confer favor to acquire more
7 But for your Lord be patient.
8 And when the trumpet is blown,
9 That Day will be a difficult day
10 For the disbelievers – not easy.
Koran 74:1-10
Here’s my improved version:
74:1 Muhammad talks to Muhammad.
2 Arise and lie
3 And your idol glorify
4 And get Aisha to scrape off,…
5 And [idol worship of Allah] avoid
6 Muhammad had no favour.
7 Muhammad got impatient and invaded Mecca.
8 Nothing happened.
9 1400 years later and day after day happens.
10 They were murdered by Muhammad.
Qur’an 74:1-10
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 