Qur’an 73:10-18

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

73:10 And be patient over what they say and avoid them with gracious avoidance.

11 And leave Me with [the matter of] the deniers, those of ease [in life], and allow them respite a little.

12 Indeed, with Us [for them] are shackles and burning fire

13 And food that chokes and a painful punishment –

14 On the Day the earth and the mountains will convulse and the mountains will become a heap of sand pouring down.

15 Indeed, We have sent to you a Messenger as a witness upon you just as We sent to Pharaoh a messenger.

16 But Pharaoh disobeyed the messenger, so We seized him with a ruinous seizure.

17 Then how can you fear, if you disbelieve, a Day that will make the children white-haired?

18 The heaven will break apart therefrom; ever is His promise fulfilled.

Koran 73:10-18

Here’s my improved version:

73:10 Instead, Muhammad later invaded, murdered those who opposed him and forced his tribe to only worship one of the idols, Muhammad as Allah.

11 Muhammad as Allah murdered these people.

12 Allah the idol has nothing.

13 Allah the idol has no food and no punishment.

14 Nothing happened. Check for yourself that pagans still go around the Kaaba, the pagan sun temple in the day:

Muhammad talks about himself a lot.

16 Muhammad sentenced him to slavery for life.

17 Nothing happened for 1400 years.

18 Muhammad lied – a lot.

Qur’an 73:10-18

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.