A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
73:1 O you who wraps himself [in clothing],
2 Arise [to pray] the night, except for a little –
3 Half of it – or subtract from it a little
4 Or add to it, and recite the Qur’ān with measured recitation.
5 Indeed, We will cast upon you a heavy word.
6 Indeed, the hours of the night are more effective for concurrence [of heart and tongue] and more suitable for words.
7 Indeed, for you by day is prolonged occupation.
8 And remember the name of your Lord and devote yourself to Him with [complete] devotion.
9 [He is] the Lord of the East and the West; there is no deity except Him, so take Him as Disposer of [your] affairs.
Koran 73:1-9
Here’s my improved version:
73:1 Muhammad is dead.
2 Muhammad is dust in the desert.
3 Allah the Moon god, god of the Moon and night.
4 Did Muhammad recite this verse?
5 Muhammad talking about a “heavy word” shows this passage is not the “heavy word”.
6 Muhammad was practicising singing.
7 Indeed, for Muhammad, was all day sex and lying to people.
8 So Muhammad doesn’t know the Name.
9 Muhammad has Allah take over the functions of the sun goddess, showing his unification of idols.
Qur’an 73:1-9
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 