A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
70:8 On the Day the sky will be like murky oil, 9 And the mountains will be like wool, 10 And no friend will ask [anything of] a friend, 11 They will be shown each other.
The criminal will wish that he could be ransomed from the punishment of that Day by his children 12 And his wife and his brother 13 And his nearest kindred who shelter him 14 And whoever is on earth entirely [so] then it could save him.
15 No! Indeed, it is the Flame [of Hell], 16 A remover of exteriors.
17 It invites he who turned his back [on truth] and went away [from obedience] 18 And collected [wealth] and hoarded.
Koran 70:8-18
Here’s my improved version:
70:8 Nothing happened. Muhammad lied.
9 Nothing happened. Muhammad lied.
10 Nothing happened. Muhammad lied.
11 Nothing happened. Muhammad lied.
12 Nothing happened. Muhammad lied.
13 Nothing happened. Muhammad lied.
14 Nothing happened. Muhammad lied.
15 Nothing happened. Muhammad lied.
16 Nothing happened. Muhammad lied.
17 Nothing happened. Muhammad lied.
18 Nothing happened. Muhammad lied.
Muhammad hated this man a lot.
Qur’an 70:8-18
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 