A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
70:6 Indeed, they see it [as] distant,
7 But We see it [as] near.
Koran 70:6-7
Here’s my improved version:
70:6 Muhammad won’t attack us, we’re his relatives!
7 Muhammad attacked them and defeated them.
Qur’an 70:6-7
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 