A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
70:3 [It is] from Allāh, owner of the ways of ascent.
4 The angels and the Spirit [i.e., Gabriel] will ascend to Him during a Day the extent of which is fifty thousand years.
5 So be patient with gracious patience.
Koran 70:3-5
Here’s my improved version:
70:3 There’s nothing.
4 Cool imagery, bro, I wonder where Muhammad got this idea that the last day would last 50,000 years? Remember, one year is made up of 365 days (mostly), so this is incoherent with days and years.
5 Muhammad excuses Allah for doing nothing.
Qur’an 70:3-5
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 