A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
70:1 A supplicant asked for a punishment bound to happen
2 To the disbelievers; of it there is no preventer.
Koran 70:1-2
Here’s my improved version:
70:1 Nothing happened.
2 Nothing happened.
But Muhammad did invade, murdered those who opposed him and forced the rest to worship him as Allah.
Qur’an 70:1-2
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 