A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
69:44 And if he [i.e., Muḥammad] had made up about Us some [false] sayings,
45 We would have seized him by the right hand;
46 Then We would have cut from him the aorta.
47 And there is no one of you who could prevent [Us] from him.
48 And indeed, it [i.e., the Qur’ān] is a reminder for the righteous.
49 And indeed, We know that among you are deniers.
50 And indeed, it will be [a cause of] regret upon the disbelievers.
51 And indeed, it is the truth of certainty.
52 So exalt the name of your Lord, the Most Great.
Koran 69:44-52
Here’s my improved version:
69:44 Muhammad the Mad 45 prophesying 46 his own 47 death.
48 The “it” isn’t this text, isn’t the Koran and isn’t the Qur’an and it’s not Allah’s Book.
49 And the deniers were right.
50 It wasn’t.
51 And indeed, Muhammad’s lies were certain lies.
52 Allah is an idol.
Qur’an 69:44-52
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 