A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
69:38 So I swear by what you see
39 And what you do not see
40 [That] indeed, it [i.e., the Qur’ān] is the word of a noble Messenger.
41 And it is not the word of a poet; little do you believe.
42 Nor the word of a soothsayer; little do you remember.
43 [It is] a revelation from the Lord of the worlds.
Koran 69:38-43
Here’s my improved version:
69:38 A pagan swears.
39 A pagan swears.
40 So the Koran isn’t from Allah? OK, Muhammad.
41 Muhammad was a poor poet, a rap rhymer.
42 I’m forced to agree with this, as Muhammad was a failure as a soothsayer.
43 We live on world, showing Islam is false.
Qur’an 69:38-43
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 