A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
69:25 But as for he who is given his record in his left hand, he will say, “Oh, I wish I had not been given my record 26 And had not known what is my account. 27 I wish it [i.e., my death] had been the decisive one. 28 My wealth has not availed me. 29 Gone from me is my authority.”
30 [Allāh will say], “Seize him and shackle him. 31 Then into Hellfire drive him. 32 Then into a chain whose length is seventy cubits insert him.”
33 Indeed, he did not used to believe in Allāh, the Most Great, 34 Nor did he encourage the feeding of the poor. 35 So there is not for him here this Day any devoted friend 36 Nor any food except from the discharge of wounds; 37 None will eat it except the sinners.
Koran 69:25-37
Here’s my improved version:
69:25 Muhammad the Accountant, 26 pretends to 27 the leader 28 of his 29 tribe.
30 Notice that the translators add in “[Allāh will say]” 32 but you can tell it’s Muhammad as Allah. 32 Koran – Seventy Cubits.
33 Muhammad explains the crimes of the 34 leader of tribe, showing that these are not 35 written down in the record of this 36 man, as this man is dead and not 37 suffering these punishments.
Qur’an 69:25-37
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 