A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
69:19 So as for he who is given his record in his right hand, he will say, “Here, read my record! 20 Indeed, I was certain that I would be meeting my account.”
21 So he will be in a pleasant life – 22 In an elevated garden, 23 Its [fruit] to be picked hanging near.
24 [They will be told], “Eat and drink in satisfaction for what you put forth in the days past.”
Koran 69:19-24
Here’s my improved version:
69:19 Nothing happened. 20 Muhammad lied.
21 Nothing 22 happened. 23 Muhammad lied.
24 Nothing happened. Muhammad lied.
Qur’an 69:19-24
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 