A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
69:13 Then when the Horn is blown with one blast
14 And the earth and the mountains are lifted and leveled with one blow [i.e., stroke] –
15 Then on that Day, the Occurrence [i.e., Resurrection] will occur,
16 And the heaven will split [open], for that Day it is infirm.
17 And the angels are at its edges.
And there will bear the Throne of your Lord above them, that Day, eight [of them].
18 That Day, you will be exhibited [for judgement]; not hidden among you is anything concealed.
Koran 69:13-18
Here’s my improved version:
69:13 Muhammad describes his victory celebration over his tribe.
14 Muhammad is dead, he can’t enjoy this.
15 Muhammad, a liar and false prophet.
16 Muhammad conquered Mecca. None of this happened.
17 What real god needs a throne carried by 8? None. Muhammad lied. It’s about himself.
Qur’an 69:13-18
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 