A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
69:9 And there came Pharaoh and those before him and the overturned cities with sin.
10 And they disobeyed the messenger of their Lord, so He seized them with a seizure exceeding [in severity].
11 Indeed, when the water overflowed, We carried you [i.e., your ancestors] in the sailing ship
12 That We might make it for you a reminder and [that] a conscious ear would be conscious of it.
Koran 69:9-12
Here’s my improved version:
69:9 No messenger of Allah came to Pharaoh, the ancient Egyptians or the “overturned cities”. Thus Pharaoh is the leader of Muhammad’s tribe, and Muhammad is seeking to dethrone “Pharaoh”.
10 Nothing happened. Muhammad lied.
11 Nothing happened. Muhammad lied.
12 A reminder of Allah.
Muhammad was a reminder of Allah. The Koran is a reminder of Muhammad.
Qur’an 69:9-12
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 