A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
69:1 The Inevitable Reality – 2 What is the Inevitable Reality?
3 And what can make you know what is the Inevitable Reality?
4 Thamūd and ʿAad denied the Striking Calamity [i.e., the Resurrection].
5 So as for Thamūd, they were destroyed by the overpowering [blast].
6 And as for ʿAad, they were destroyed by a screaming, violent wind 7 Which He [i.e., Allāh] imposed upon them for seven nights and eight days in succession, so you would see the people therein fallen as if they were hollow trunks of palm trees.
8 Then do you see of them any remains?
Koran 69:1-8
Here’s my improved version:
69:1 Nothing happened. Muhammad lied.
2 Nothing happened. Muhammad lied.
3 Nothing happened. Muhammad lied.
4 Nothing happened. Muhammad lied.
5 Nothing happened. Muhammad lied.
6 Nothing happened. Muhammad lied.
7 Nothing happened. Muhammad lied.
8 Nothing happened. Muhammad lied.
Muhammad forgot the other Arabian liar.
Qur’an 69:1-8
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 