A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
68:48 Then be patient for the decision of your Lord, [O Muḥammad], and be not like the companion of the fish [i.e., Jonah] when he called out while he was distressed.
49 If not that a favor [i.e., mercy] from his Lord overtook him, he would have been thrown onto the naked shore while he was censured.
50 And his Lord chose him and made him of the righteous.
51 And indeed, those who disbelieve would almost make you slip with their eyes [i.e., looks] when they hear the message, and they say, “Indeed, he is mad.”
52 But it is not except a reminder to the worlds.
Koran 68:48-52
Here’s my improved version:
68:48 Nothing happened. Muhammad lied and died, a false prophet and liar.
49 Notice “his Lord” not Allah the idol of Muhammad the idolater.
50 Allah did nothing. Muhammad lied.
51 Muhammad the Mad.
52 One world, Earth.
Qur’an 68:48-52
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 