A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
68:8 Then do not obey the deniers.
9 They wish that you would soften [in your position], so they would soften [toward you].
10 And do not obey every worthless habitual swearer
11 [And] scorner, going about with malicious gossip –
12 A preventer of good, transgressing and sinful,
13 Cruel, moreover, and an illegitimate pretender.
14 Because he is a possessor of wealth and children,
15 When Our verses are recited to him, he says, “Legends of the former peoples.”
16 We will brand him upon the snout.
Koran 68:8-16
Here’s my improved version:
68:8 Muhammad talks to himself.
9 Muhammad can’t remember the Satanic verses or where he adds the idol of Manat to Allah.
10 You know, like Muhammad who swears.
11 Don’t tell Muhammad that he was a liar, false prophet and madman.
12 Muhammad seems to be indulging in self criticism, but he’s not.
13 Muhammad accuses others of what he’s guilty of.
14 He had the wealth of Allah and sons too.
15 Mo copied tales and legends.
16 Nothing happened. Muhammad was a liar.
Qur’an 68:8-16
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 