A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
68:1 Nūn.
By the pen and what they inscribe,
2 You are not, [O Muḥammad], by the favor of your Lord, a madman.
3 And indeed, for you is a reward uninterrupted.
4 And indeed, you are of a great moral character.
5 So you will see and they will see
6 Which of you is the afflicted [by a devil].
7 Indeed, your Lord is most knowing of who has gone astray from His way, and He is most knowing of the [rightly] guided.
Koran 68:1-7
Here’s my improved version:
68:1 Muhammad swears by “the” pen, showing he’s pagan and not a Christian or Jew, thus showing Islam is pagan and so false.
2 Notice the denial by the madman.
3 Muhammad enjoys being dust in the desert for 1400 years?
4 Muhammad was one of the most evil men to have ever lived.
5 Muhammad and they all died, knowing Muhammad was a false prophet, a liar and a tyrant.
6 Thus Muhammad was afflicted by a demon as his tribe knew.
7 Allah is an ignorant idol.
Qur’an 68:1-7
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 