A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
67:20 Or who is it that could be an army for you to aid you other than the Most Merciful?
The disbelievers are not but in delusion.
21 Or who is it that could provide for you if He withheld His provision?
But they have persisted in insolence and aversion.
22 Then is one who walks fallen on his face better guided or one who walks erect on a straight path?
23 Say, “It is He who has produced you and made for you hearing and vision and hearts [i.e., intellect]; little are you grateful.”
24 Say, “It is He who has multiplied you throughout the earth, and to Him you will be gathered.”
25 And they say, “When is this promise, if you should be truthful?”
26 Say, “The knowledge is only with Allāh, and I am only a clear warner.”
27 But when they see it approaching, the faces of those who disbelieve will be distressed, and it will be said, “This is that for which you used to call.”
Koran 67:20-27
Here’s my improved version:
67:20 Muhammad and his army of Muslim bandits invaded Mecca and took over, murdering those who opposed Muhammad and forcing everyone to be Muslim. Muhammad was an evil tyrant and a liar.
21 Allah never provides. It’s humans that provide food. Just ask your mother when she gives you plate of food.
22 Muhammad wasn’t guided by Allah. Idols do not guide people.
23 Muhammad lied again.
24 The only person with “Allah” according to Islam, is Jesus. This means that Muhammad was a liar, Allah is an idol, Islam is false, and the Koran is the lies and nonsense of Muhammad and friends.
25 They say Koran better than Muhammad, Allah and Jibril.
26 Muhammad didn’t know, thus he was a false prophet, a liar for an idol, not a real god.
27 Nothing happened. Muhammad was a liar, Allah is an idol, Islam is false, and the Koran is the lies and nonsense of Muhammad and friends.
Qur’an 67:20-27
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 