A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
67:16 Do you feel secure that He who is above would not cause the earth to swallow you and suddenly it would sway?
17 Or do you feel secure that He who is above would not send against you a storm of stones?
Then you would know how [severe] was My warning.
18 And already had those before them denied, and how [terrible] was My reproach.
19 Do they not see the birds above them with wings outspread and [sometimes] folded in?
None holds them [aloft] except the Most Merciful.
Indeed He is, of all things, Seeing.
Koran 67:16-19
Here’s my improved version:
67:16 Flat Earth worldview. Many thousands of earthquakes have happened since Muhammad the Warner died by poison for being a tyrant.
17 Sandstorms happen regularly in the desert.
18 Nothing happened. Muhammad lied.
19 Aerodynamics.
Allah is imaginary, Muhammad was an ignorant liar, and Islam is false.
Qur’an 67:16-19
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 