Qur’an 67:6-11

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

67:6 And for those who disbelieved in their Lord is the punishment of Hell, and wretched is the destination.

7 When they are thrown into it, they hear from it a [dreadful] inhaling while it boils up.

8 It almost bursts with rage.

Every time a company is thrown into it, its keepers ask them, “Did there not come to you a warner?”

9 They will say, “Yes, a warner had come to us, but we denied and said, ‘Allāh has not sent down anything. You are not but in great error.'”

10 And they will say, “If only we had been listening or reasoning, we would not be among the companions of the Blaze.”

11 And they will admit their sin, so [it is] alienation for the companions of the Blaze.

Koran 67:6-11

Here’s my improved version:

67:6 Nothing happened. Muhammad was a liar.

7 Nothing happened. Muhammad was a liar.

8 Nothing happened. Muhammad was a liar.

9 Nothing happened. Muhammad was a liar.

10 Nothing happened. Muhammad was a liar.

11 Nothing happened. Muhammad was a liar.

Qur’an 67:6-11

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.

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