Qur’an 67:1-5

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

67:1 Blessed is He in whose hand is dominion, and He is over all things competent –

2 [He] who created death and life to test you [as to] which of you is best in deed – and He is the Exalted in Might, the Forgiving –

3 [And] who created seven heavens in layers.

You do not see in the creation of the Most Merciful any inconsistency.

So return [your] vision [to the sky]; do you see any breaks?

4 Then return [your] vision twice again.

[Your] vision will return to you humbled while it is fatigued.

5 And We have certainly beautified the nearest heaven with lamps [i.e., stars] and have made [from] them what is thrown at the devils and have prepared for them the punishment of the Blaze.

Koran 67:1-5

Here’s my improved version:

67:1 Either Allah blesses himself or these are the words of Muhammad showing that his Koran comes from him and his friends.

2 Allah didn’t create “death” or “life” and life isn’t a test – Muhammad continues to talk about Allah, rather than giving us Allah’s words.

3 There aren’t seven heavens. It’s one earth in one universe – the truth is more like Allah’s oneness rather than Muhammad’s nonsense.

Notice the rhetorical question that isn’t marked with a question mark.

The sky isn’t a ceiling.

4 Vision isn’t returned. Consider the poor blind Muslim man who has no vision.

5 Stars and meteors – none of which are “lamps”. Meteors do not get thrown at “devils” – they just fall on Earth.

Qur’an 67:1-5

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.