Qur’an 65:8-12

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

65:8 And how many a city was insolent toward the command of its Lord and His messengers, so We took it to severe account and punished it with a terrible punishment.

9 And it tasted the bad consequence of its affair [i.e., rebellion], and the outcome of its affair was loss.

10 Allāh has prepared for them a severe punishment; so fear Allāh, O you of understanding who have believed.

Allāh has sent down to you a message [i.e., the Qur’ān].

11 [He sent] a Messenger [i.e., Muḥammad (ﷺ)] reciting to you the distinct verses of Allāh that He may bring out those who believe and do righteous deeds from darknesses into the light. And whoever believes in Allāh and does righteousness – He will admit him into gardens beneath which rivers flow to abide therein forever. Allāh will have perfected for him a provision.

12 It is Allāh who has created seven heavens and of the earth, the like of them. [His] command descends among them so you may know that Allāh is over all things competent and that Allāh has encompassed all things in knowledge.

Koran 65:8-12

Here’s my improved version:

65:8 No city was insolent to Allah, the idol in Mecca. Not even Mecca. After all, the Musliums of Mecca still worship Allah and his daughter, Manat, the goddess of Fate.

9 Nothing happened, except Muhammad invaded Mecca to take it over.

10 No one has received a message from Allah. Just Muhammad babbling tales and legends.

11 In other words, a written Koran is a corruption of Islam.

12 Only one “heavens” and one Earth – you know how Allah is supposedly one? Yeah, one like that.

Qur’an 65:8-12

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.