Qur’an 64:15

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A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

Your wealth and your children are but a trial, and Allāh has with Him a great reward.

Koran 64:15

Here’s my improved version:

Your wealth goes to Muhammad. Your children serve Muhammad.

You die and nothing happens.

And your wife? If she’s pretty, Muhammad marries her.

Luckly, Muhammad is dead.

Instead, you serve Islam, which is an undead monstrosity devoted to murdering monotheists.

Qur’an 64:15

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.

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I live in a special place, where I keep my privacy intact. I'm a Labour/Zero, AI Maximalist, agnostic, English Liberal and secular Zionist. I love the two commandments of Jesus. I debunk the nonsense of Islam.

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